Emily Zhou

Lex Walton poses with a coffee mug that has a heart on it and contains a hot dog. Next to him is a poster which reads "Drink from the cup of forgetting and you will remember the true thirst."

I generally am sceptical of separatist projects because they tend to be aligned with parochial assaults on cosmopolitan cities, which are my natural habitat

i myself am the sun

i hope he gets gout

i’m sure his self-help books and miscellaneous college reading material looked great on them

i’ve had my ikea billy shelves for 5 years and 4 apartments and i’m sick of looking at them

good

should’ve learned to code

i’m gonna be bitter about this for the rest of my life aren’t i

i can’t be certain that i have a greater appreciation for this neighborhood than the le labo types who live there now but i have a hunch

fine, i’ll admit it. the sole copy of nevada at the vancouver public library has dried monster on it because of me. but it was my boyfriend’s fault. he put one of those ones with the screwtop in my bag after it had been opened, thinking it was secure… i swear, officer, that’s how it happened…

40,000 Cubic feet by Evelyn Vegas — Imposter Noah had made his way through the tangled roads laid along the smoky mountains for hours, warning the locals that the dam upstream would break and that they would need to evacuate immediately. They mo...

We got a little Climate Nihilism out of beautiful Chicago, Illinois in imposter today.

do u want my old one for like $150

amerikkkan take

hey brother pass that locust and pestilence

Latin American and Caribbean Fund

Alfredo Jaar, Lament of the Images, 2002 #artbots #moma
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1137272

"this is going to hurt the value of my home"
congratulations on your lower taxes

“you’re supposed to be martyred mascots for The Cause! you’re supposed to suffer so that our trips to fire island count as Queer Joy Is Resistance!”

the celestially righteous saratoga park

remember that part in fake accounts where the protagonist says she “can’t stand the people in new york” and she just means williamsburg

i randomly have a first edition of Camille Roy’s SWARM that is probably worth a lot of money but i have no idea how to price it

has anyone ever tried to sell a rare book on the internet before? i could use some advice

are we all using phoenix 2 as like an act of goodwill? maybe i just don’t like that chartreuse color

having a delightful morning

don't ever let the haters get you down. i hear the haters of no less a mind than archimedes called him a bitch for inventing his famous screw. then the romans killed him obviously

reminds you that you live in a place. i am probably gonna buy a white noise machine though

i don’t even care that you can hear the J train with the windows closed from my new place. it’s like a cuckoo clock of sorts

A current game you can play in America is “religious sect outfit” or “influencer mom outfit”

most of the events of looney tunes are based on things that happen to me every day.

boy is that true. algo gaming is a fucking chore and a half, you see the type of people who have a bottomless appetite for it by who goes mega-viral on video apps