Writefuck

I'd post a screenshot of what it looks like, EXCEPT I FUCKING CAN'T 🌡️

Even after the latest update(s), I STILL can't post images on Bluesky mobile because the attachment button is underneath the android navigation buttons. Whose dick do I gotta suck to fix this?

It's Flat Fuck Friday! #Friday #Jasmine #Pokemon

God look at how fucking flat she is, god damn. I love her so much.

The best part, I think, is that the word was long enough for both of you to realize what was happening before you finished saying it, and the wide eyed awe on both of your faces.

Jasmine min-maxed for hips/ass with her chest being her dump stat. But she fucked up her equipment selection by opting for a dress build instead of a pants build. Rookie mistake.

Windows update last night set #Edge as my default browser. #Microsoft, this post is to inform you that you can suck one (1) entire bag of dicks. Thanks for your attention on this matter.

I'M SORRY

Always hilarious when this happens.

Also, even in the world where this person was tweeting at the real Liam Neeson, imagine being a literal nobody and calling one of the most well respected actors alive today, a "has-been." Haha okay, big talk coming from a never-was-and-never-gonna-be.

The melatonin isn't working anymore. I'm going to have to take up alcoholism to combat my insomnia.

Current events

Neat!

The worst part about using Windows 11 is not knowing what new annoying features are called, making it impossible to search the web for how to turn them off.

Opening up commissions again! Check profile for slots.

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Seeing you post this made me immediately check to see if there was a Star Trek universes beyond announced.

Mister King, you should write a joke book. I'd buy it.

The finished video is going to break YouTube

Or me

I released a major update for my #pokemon #visualnovel, Marnie's Moment! The update revises the ending, adds a brand new #nsfw scene with art by @blushedpixie, and adds some other stuff to the story. The game is free! Check it out now!

writefuck.itch.io/marniesmoment

When I grow up, I wanna be a slow frail mixed attacker with a shallow move pool and an irrelevant ability

Hey, ibuprophen exists for a reason! It does wonders for me, anyway.

I watched the pt1 vod on YouTube, I just want to say that watching someone experience Icarina of Time for the first time filled a little niche in my soul that I didn't know needed filling. Can't wait until you play Majora's Mask, probably my favorite video game to this day.

A YouTuber listing off all of these increasingly ridiculous things for his audience to do would make an excellent crapshot.

Nidoran Duran reveals the secret to fast and high quality writing output. 👀

You mean white male heterosexual Christians only.

...well, "Christians."

Dipshit is one word. Few things funnier than seeing a misspelled insult.

My constant practice with perspective has been soo fun for me definitely need to keep improving this is Clair my fav pokemon gym leader #pokemon