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SCH WAB

The new Charles Schwab logo is my personal Cracker Barrel

5% - other duties as assigned

Not since the great Ann Richards has Texas seen a democrat so down to earth with the oratory skills to change hearts and minds. Very excited for @jamestalarico.bsky.social and his Senate race!

People shouldn’t be permitted to talk at the train station before 8am.

Normalize calling your friends stud. And also HEAD OVER TO WISH @talltbh.bsky.social a happy birthday! 🎂🎊🎁🎈

The whole situation w/ SEPTA: the cruel apathy from pseudo conservatives in Pennsylvania, general ignorance of the average person in SEPA about why it’s happening, uninformed embrace of extreme car dependency, & the overall hate/indifference towards Philadelphia as an urban entity is heartbreaking.

I just really love a group project.

I’ll worry about marriage equality if they take up the case. Until then I have other horrors to contend with

Good morning there is a women doing interpretative dance to gospel music while brushing her dog across the street.

Anyway, I’m going to key west today and all is right with the world.

What’s happening in Gaza is a humanitarian disaster. People are starving and aid must not held back.

This has to stop!

Time for a T break bb

I’m reading a book about ACT UP, which fought tooth and nail to save people dying from AIDS, & realizing just how much we’ve neutered ourselves with liberal talk of civility and decorum.

The Right points “fuck your feelings” at people in genuine pain; we should point it at people in power instead.

Mope for a bit.

But then regroup and focus on what we can do now: make them pay.

Highly recommend finding @itsonlyzach.bsky.social at any networking event where you feel awkward and don’t know anyone. 10/10 good guy.

EXCLUSIVE: The Onion calls out ‘cowardice’ of Congress in full-page NYT ad The ad features a scathing editorial, a physical copy of which was sent to all House and Senate members.

“We teeter on the brink of collapse into an authoritarian state,” the editorial reads. “That is why, today, The Onion calls upon our lawmakers to sit back and do absolutely nothing.”

www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

I love this. Though, as a person of midwestern upbringing I have learned them beauty of an Irish goodbye, so there’s still hope.

🤣

It is really difficult for me to hear the last sentence of this in your RP affect.

"Don't be distracted..."

Babe, I'm in the middle of a 6-month nervous breakdown and still have a full time job. I can handle deriving a little joy from the world's worst 2 men having history's saddest diss track battle and still hate everything Republicans are doing!

Oh my god just give them a normal gift, LinkedIn is more insane than Facebook now

I have an idea

Oscar literally just pulled the room divider back and walked out of my office like he was going to take a bathroom break. This dog is hilarious. 😂

Black pugs, y’all.

I may not be a father but I am fully a *dad*.

And, explicitly: REPUBLICANS want to break it. Period. Stop removing their agency by whipping up a magical recipe of factors that “got us here” or whatever bullshit you caught on a pod.

One party is attempting to break this country.

It’s REPUBLICANS. It’s intentional. They don’t get a free pass.

The nighttime writers are always better than the daytime writers.

go birds

The weekend
The 8-hour workday
Overtime pay
Paid 15-minute breaks
Safer working conditions

All of these things were earned through the blood, sweat, and tears of union workers. The labor movement is as important now as it’s ever been.

“I’m Sorry I Left You On Read, I Have ADHD and Likely Have Half a Message Written in Drafts and Forgot to Finish It”, a memoir.

This is what I’m saying