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It’s a distraction 😭😭😭😭😭

It’s giving reunion and I live!

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Great night

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 54-year-old resident of Chula Vista, CA who bumped a Tesla while parallel parking, had been sentenced to death. “Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park […]

“Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park on the street and damaged the rear bumper of a Model 3, is a domestic terrorist who deserves to die,” said Pam Bondi
theonion.com/man-who...

Musk is a Chinese plant. Twitter is so pro China right now it’s crazy.

That’s crazy this isn’t being televised wow 😳

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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Elon at least unblock my twitter account before you go to jail

Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Providing context after the announcement of his new relationship with Donald Trump Jr.’s former spouse Vanessa Trump, Tiger Woods claimed Tuesday that in time he will fuck everyone’s ex-wife. “I appreciate that my dating a woman who used to be married to Don Jr. may come as a shock to some, but just […]

“I appreciate that my dating a woman who used to be married to Don Jr. may come as a shock to some, but just understand that it’s actually part of a larger pattern in which I will fuck your ex-wife and the ex-wives of everyone you know,” said Tiger Woods
theonion.com/tiger-w...

Texts from anxiety and depression and the houthi pc small group

Elon unblock my account on Twitter you punk ass bitch!!!

DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constitu...

DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism

“Omg I haven’t seen you in FOREVER”

I know, you’re annoying and I don’t enjoy your company

And that’s on that 😌

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Dear Steve Bannon, How the fuck is Trump going to run again in 2028 after being exposed as Elons castrated eunuch? He doesn’t have balls beloved… give it up and retire you old fart. Your fate is tied to Trump and Trumps fate is tied to fElon. None of you will come out of this fuckery unscathed

Tesla Terrorism? LMAO 🤣

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Mark Zuckerburg been hella quiet lately lmao

THE WORST!!! 😭

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How does that help Americans Elon?

NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”

@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”

NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*

(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)

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We love to see it!

Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now