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Alabama Governor Signs New ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Lowering State’s Age Of Consent

Alabama Governor Signs New ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Lowering State’s Age Of Consent

New meat just dropped at Kroger

Nine thousand journalists: Mr. Mamdani, what do you have to say to Jewish communities about whether you’ll stand up for their safety?

Zohran: [By far the best answer of any politician out there, again and again]

Jonathan Greenblatt: Mr. Mamdani owes Jewish communities an answer about whether he’ll

AOC on Mamdani: Get to know him. If anybody is skeptical, get to know him, when you get in a room with him, kick the tires and make your own assessment instead of making assessments from what you see on television.

A very large roly-poly light brown bunny rabbit wearing a tiny SF Giants ballcap is cuddled by a man wearing a Giants jersey.

please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed

LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.

the line all the free market zombies rehearse is about minimum wage jobs being entry-level positions not intended to provide sustaining income & it’s such a transparent clever-boy line. 1 bedroom is entry level lodging. A job should pay for it & you should have 2/3 of your pay left over

if i just read another 8 more posts about awful things ill be able to finish this quest and earn a 500 point reduction in the Worldbadness Meter

I am declaring a temporary pause on capitalism until we can figure out what the FUCK is going on.

This is extremely silly because vegan Spanish tapas are not really a thing. Very hard to be vegan in Spain. I think he’s actually threatened by the masculinity of Spanish men.

The Mandela effect!

I wanted to reach out to young Democrats. So I sat down for an interview with an 84-year-old conservative columnist.

by Rahm Emanuel

Photo of the screen of a parking validation machine that says "please pay displayed amount: five dollars", and underneath that, "change is possible."

I appreciate the optimism of this parking validation machine

Classic techbro mentality. Always trying to reinvent the wheel.

Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded

Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
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I just want everyone to know that Mamdani did way better on his SATs than I did and my job is basically “professional smart guy on the internet.”

In 2021, Ted Cruz fled to Mexico while Texans froze to death.

In 2025, he was sightseeing in Europe while Texans drowned.

At this point, we should just track his passport to predict natural disasters.

I just have to hope Texans come to their senses and start voting these idiots out so something positive can come out of this absolutely devastating tragedy. I have to hope. There have been tragedies before. Maybe this time.

Ok so I guess Mamdani can’t be president (so sad) but after his mayoral term he could CERTAINLY take over AOC’s congressional seat when she becomes president.

lol the consistent nonsensical attacks on Zohran Mamdani tells me that the powers that be are genuinely afraid because he has a real shot.

And they're afraid because of the domino effect that will follow.

The literal center of Hill Valley — Courthouse Square — goes from being a grassy park in 1955 to a parking lot in 1985.

Dear Peloton, I love you but I don’t really need a music appreciation class with my yoga. One of the two is perfectly adequate.

Fireworks Accident Blows Off Tip Of Florida

Fireworks Accident Blows Off Tip Of Florida

Use @resist.bot to lobby your reps!!

Medicare for All - "That's socialism!"

Social Security - "That's socialism!"

Debt free education - "That's socialism!"

Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"

$1 trillion+ in tax cuts for the wealthy...

"That's just how it is."

This is not normal

I read somewhere that humans are the dumbest animals because we’re the only animal that has to pay to live on the earth.

@kirstengillibrand.bsky.social shame on you. Retract your Islamophobic lies about Zohran Mamdani. You owe him and your constituents a serious apology.

Brad with Zohran Mamdani at the Pride parade.

Yesterday I was so PROUD to stand with LGBTQ+ New Yorkers alongside my friend and our Democratic nominee for Mayor, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social!