Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you

South Park needs to do a version of Blame Canada called: Blame Democrats

On an unrelated note: I feel that I’m somehow making the world a better place by drawing attention to this…

Do with it what you will

You know it’s true

He shakes hands like he’s trying to stealing something.

Maybe he’s just looking for something that isn’t nailed down.

If trump can be a Christian, then Jews can be nazis

Steven Miller: “I got this”

It’s the point of being Stupid Rich, create a pretend world, where all the people you think are disposable, don’t exist

POS souless spoiled children, cosplaying as adult humans

I hate to say, but all the sane people make them possible. We would never be like them

Stay sane and it stays the same

Apparently this joke wrote its own reply.

If the name trump popped into your head

Beat me to it. And probably a lot of other people.

Is it really trump’s indifference?

Have we forgotten that putin would problem love everything that’s happening?

There’s probably a few hands up his ass, puppeting him, but who would love to see the US suffer?

Soooo, you’re not into credibility?

It’s not: Will he lie, it’s: what will the lie be.

Each chin hair is lovingly placed in the spirit of his passion

Rage Out, Us

I assume there’s a mic pointed at her butthole

But he’s ended 23.17 wars(that’s almost 35.36 wars)

Hashtag getthenet

This clown has gone total bozo

Don the republisimps dom.

Are we going to be lucky enough to be backed against a wall?

I think it might be a cliff

Think they’d back us up the edge and *not* push?

Think they aren’t already pushing?

Did they pull that weasel from the same vat as Mike Johnson or was it the other way around.

Wait till he gets to his butt initiative

Is that where trump blows himself because he has the tallest building?

Tron is the Kleenex of sentient avatar AIs. It might not be accurate, but the point carries.

He tells them he’s going to fart and they’re trying to get away

ICE is working on a piñata ray that makes illegal immigrants burst into confetti

trumps strength is our ability to retain our composure. Talk is their favorite method to ignore.

Still taking things at face value? Welcome to 2faced value.

There’s a War2025b sign in the back

They didn’t start it to walk away over some magic incantation. If our system is still doing nothing, it’s broken. And our hope will be the last thing we have till we are broken too.

Then it will get interesting.

They’re talking back what’s theirs, once they stop it from being yours.

Today in the Snewz: Shit talker, talks shit

Someone, please drop a pyramid on him.