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@aleksalynn.bsky.social

Horror/MST3K fan. Empty-nesting cat lady. Probably in need of caffeine. πŸ’™πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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β€œI’m not questioning your integrity, I’m denying its existence.”

02.07.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I kind of hope that Luann and Lucky have just moved away and are living their best lives.

30.05.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window .

I called the roundest, happiest pittie you’ve ever seen β€œa jolly little house hippo” and #tiktok removed the comment for β€œviolating community guidelines”. Meanwhile, someone mentioning lynching in a comment on a Black creator’s post does not.

30.05.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have the day you voted for.

09.05.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Eugenics 101. Kill the β€œunworthy”.

08.05.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU!!

08.05.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In my lifetime!

03.05.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You got this.

04.04.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fun once you get info a rhythm with it.

30.03.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This from the β€œgo woke go broke” crowd is quite something.

20.03.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t white put my finger on it.

18.03.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also valid. I have comfort horror franchises.

10.03.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have the full DVD set of Cinematic Titanic, I’m very careful with them.

10.03.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SORCERY!

09.03.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MST and Rifftrax are my safe places.

09.03.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like to throw β€œa moose once bit my sister” as a comment into random posts.

09.03.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those responsible for the sacking, have been sacked.

09.03.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jinkx.

08.03.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those responsible for the sackings have been sacked.

06.03.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So Rove isn’t criticizing what was said, just that the public got to see. Got it.

01.03.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you.

01.03.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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some of you may die written on a poster with shrek and two knights ALT: some of you may die written on a poster with shrek and two knights
27.02.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, β€œChewbaccalaureate” is the best name I’ve ever seen. πŸ˜‚

25.02.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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kermit the frog holds a cup of lipton tea ALT: kermit the frog holds a cup of lipton tea
24.02.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Collette deserved ALL the awards just for the final scene in the car in The Sixth Sense.

24.02.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, I know which mattresses to avoid now.

24.02.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Patel would help light it.

24.02.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My coworker and I did a 3 person job. I’m sure this is similar to what federal workers are going to be sending him.

24.02.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Slip out the back, Jack.
2. Make a new plan, Stan.
3. Don’t need to be coy, Roy.
4. Just listen to me.

24.02.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These guys all got so β€œdistracted” by the gladiator stories, that they forgot to read what actually happened to most of the Caesars.

22.02.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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