J Silver Platinum

Democrats need to have an entire slate of constitutional amendments locked and loaded for 2029

They’re still not standing up against unaccountable masked agents of the state murdering people in the streets. They haven’t even tried to take the red hats off

It does really hit you that American artists of color continue to make these aesthetically incredible, thematically rich works of art and the white supremacists that rule this country are just complete dullards

BREAKING: Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Patriots Win Super Bowl

I know Macbeth is shaking rn

Congratulations to the New England Patriots on not having to meet Donald Trump

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

I very much enjoyed the Tight End commercial actually

You can’t fool me. This guy’s not a bunny

The creepy rabbit from DONNIE DARKO

Looking forward to seeing some Bad Bunny

No Kings includes Draft Kings

i think the patriots and the seahawks should kiss more

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Valentine's Day tip: dry clean your Batman costume both before and after

What is your favorite song that is over 10 minutes long

youtu.be/ZpIhsGg2SJ0?...

SIR IAN MCKELLEN

The founders assumed that later generations would understand what they meant by "high crimes and misdemeanors" but we sure showed them

Death Cab for Everybody

Having recently lost my father, this latest episode of STARFLEET ACADEMY hit me hard in all the best ways. What a great tribute. The Sisko abides.

Why does this MTA train not move when it could, and hear me out, fucking move instead

My “Yes, I’m in the Epstein Files but not in a way that proves my guilt beyond any reasonable doubt” t-shirt is causing quite a stir at my arraignment hearing

Due to a clerical error I am now the Lieutenant Governor of New York State

Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby by Austin Danger Powers

She’s only into gay Cardassians anyway

Continuing my boycott of the Grammys until they retroactively award Album of the Year to Beck’s “Midnite Vultures” (1999)

This meeting could’ve been a karate match

Her: what are you thinking about

Me {thinking about Captain Benjamin Sisko}: I’m thinking about you, sweetie

Call your Senator and demand they support the “Tar and Feather All Billionaires Except Maybe Paul McCartney Act”

Don’t Let It Bring You Down by Wings

I don’t care what people say, I enjoyed A View to a Kill (1985)