Ember

Liliya
@ratedkatzchen.bsky.social 's OC

#art

[Chat conversation, usernames hidden by colored blocks] Red user: hahahaha oh I think I know Ember and I bet she clocked who this profile belongs to that slut fuck that's funny Purple user: Wait, really? @.@ That's crazy Red user: she's in cali dating that programmer girl keeps shit posting between depraved petplay and dumb programmer shit I don't care about probably infodumps about warcraft 3 custom maps

so I suggested to a friend that she try messaging people in a D/s community and pointed out a good looking profile she could start with. turns out that's the alt of someone I know, and I've been roasted with a callout that is so stunningly accurate it's humiliating

yeah? are you sure? you don't think cara would ever do that to you?

wait until you try chastity

mtg… 💭 🏝️ 🦀🌳 🐍 🏝️ 🌴 🦀

they already do, that’s what hypnosis is

actually i’m tentatively open to the boot thing though

it was actually about hypnosis babe ^^

women's brains need secure boot

thanks ^^

tabs are for block level indentation and spaces are for alignment. tabs are four spaces wide. it’s that simple

^_^

And the LORD spake thus,

"Thou shalt set the width of the tab at four spaces; yea, the number shall be four. Set it not at five, neither at three; add not thereto, nor diminish from it. But four alone shalt thou set it, and with four alone shalt thou keep it, from this day unto the end of days."

it's just like starcraft...

UwU

real time strategy??? :3

cum nerevar, friend or traitor, cum

*bows*

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

thank you for nominating me to the supreme court. as a textualist, i can fairly interpret the constitution to say whatever i want it to say—

(ember with thinking): fully clothed
(ember without thinking): oops

(ember without thinking): 86%
(ember with thinking): 41%

it's like how nasa made velcro for spaceships but then we used it for bondage cuffs

so there's a startup that makes gps collars for cows that beep and then shock them if they go out of bounds. they should pivot, the bigger demographic for their product is trans women

rdbms was a mistake. what's the point of a table you can't be bent over anyway

i love when she connects her local frontend to my backend

her command zone is really convenient actually

Girl 1 (≧▽≦): abolish parentheses forever! Girl 2 (¬_¬): add more ((((())))) *their eyes lock with daggers* *… followed by a passionate kiss*

my girlfriend made this and it's so us

girlfriend: people often don't treat themselves with kindness. treat yourself the way you would treat me

me: but i'm not flexible enough to suck my own dick

meat

based, better that than more weapons. they should make some more shows. if anyone was seriously polarized by gate their media literacy is in the toilet and they probably shouldn’t be exposed to anything written for ages 6 or above because who knows what they might take away from it