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@notkellan.bsky.social

baby to be number one you've got to raise the bar

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bought a flip phone yes i did

02.04.2025 18:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NOTHING!!!!!

20.03.2025 16:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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been making the 1975 edits this week lmao

12.03.2025 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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WOOOO

12.03.2025 00:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hi cal

01.03.2025 21:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this god damned ikea table is kicking my rump. not one hole big enough for the screws. my hands hurt

28.02.2025 04:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

table i got at ikea is about 800 pounds. it's got to get up two more flights of stairs. why do i try

25.02.2025 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image 19.02.2025 17:40 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The Smoking Kills Collection 🚬

All apparel is comfort colors.
Black ceramic mug.
11x14 print on 120lb smooth uncoated stock.
18x24 poster—satin finish.

#FlyEaglesFly

dsaraiyart.etsy.com

19.02.2025 00:59 — 👍 45    🔁 13    💬 3    📌 3

delayed!!

19.02.2025 17:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

god have we not been through enough

17.02.2025 04:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gun to my head you're not gonna get me to spin it once

17.02.2025 03:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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it was an honor looking at you while eating plant balls

17.02.2025 03:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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nice

15.02.2025 18:16 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

*through extremely gritted teeth* baseball : )

12.02.2025 17:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i'll be putting you in some sort of saw contraption

12.02.2025 17:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i cannot stand human mouth sounds but i'll put my ear right up to my cats to hear them go mmnapth all day

12.02.2025 17:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

tried to go to sleep early to fast forward to tomorrow. did NOT work. basically just took a nap.

09.02.2025 03:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i tried to warn so many people. every "discover" post is about drinking coffee, adulting, and us being in the star wars prequels. cancelling harry potter unfortunately did not stop them from behaving like that

07.02.2025 18:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ok everyone. i'm awake

07.02.2025 14:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this did not work. god dammit

06.02.2025 18:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i'm going to will myself into being 100% better by tomorrow morning. this shit stank. i've just been sitting at home wheezing

05.02.2025 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the air wrap confuses and scares me

05.02.2025 19:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

feeling this one deep in my mucus filled chest

05.02.2025 18:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

idiot stupid dummy dusted at mouth and nose level while sick does the torment ever truly end

04.02.2025 21:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seeing an ipad baby - no, this is not good

Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man

04.02.2025 10:12 — 👍 3697    🔁 574    💬 15    📌 8

chewing on a cough drop and it feels like i've managed to wire my jaw shut. i'm ripping out fillings that have been in there since '08

03.02.2025 23:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

unfortunately can't bother with the grammys as my album of the year has been pretty consistent since 2014. everyone else is still welcome to give dethroning it a try. but i can't be bought

03.02.2025 04:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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