Heather

4 year old: “Daddy’s your wife.”
Me: “No, honey, Daddy is my husband.”
4 year old: “No, you had a wedding day and married him and he’s your wife.”

27.09.2025 00:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BREAKING: Hundreds of Jews and allies have taken over Trump Tower chanting “We want justice, you say how. Bring Mahmoud home now!” and “Fight Nazis, not students.”

The civil disobedience is spawned by the ICE arrest of Palestinian student Mahmoud Khalil.

13.03.2025 15:51 — 👍 24318    🔁 7205    💬 5    📌 469

My husband started singing a song to our kid.

3 year old: “No dad! No singing!”
Husband: “You don’t want to hear it or I’m not good at it?”
3: “You’re not good at it.”

The absolute roasting he’s starting to do to us.

21.02.2025 22:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Childlike digital drawing of a Dungeons and Dragons Mind Flayer holding an illithid tadpole aloft while a intellect devourer squats nearby. The Mind Flayer is purple with a scribbly black robe on.

“Daddy, draw me a daddy mind flayer and baby mindflayer” #BaldursGate3

21.01.2025 23:35 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

While I agree about divesting as much as you can from Amazon—GoodReads can be instrumental in getting indie authors more readers. You don’t have to use it to track, but it’s very helpful if you leave reviews for books for smaller authors.

20.01.2025 00:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly same. It’s the difference between knowing you have more in common, and SEEING you have more in common with someone. It’s just been really nice to see everything and unpacking the anti-Chinese sentiment that’s so pervasive.

19.01.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve also really been enjoying Red Book so far. I feel like I’m being lovingly bullied into eating better.

19.01.2025 18:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

3 year old: *clapping in front of himself*
Me: “Are you a seal?”
“No!”
“Are you a little boy?”
“No!”
“Okay, what are you right now?”
“A moose.”
“What do moose say?”
“…mooooooooooose.”

19.01.2025 15:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

3 year old: “I want to go upstairs! Brush the dinosaur’s hair.”
Husband: “Okay, we can go upstairs. Mommy will stay downstairs and watch your baby brother.”
3: “Good luck, mom.”

19.01.2025 14:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

3 year old wanted to watch Wicked for the “green baby.” He likes dancing to the music and tries copying Fieyro in “Dancing Through Life.” 1.5 year old wants to dance like big brother though and watches him to copy.

15.01.2025 16:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

3 year old: “I’m a ladybug!”
Me: “What do ladybugs eat?”
“I eat leaves!”
“Oh okay, I think they usually eat aphids.”
“I eat aphids!”
“Did you know ladybugs are considered good luck in some places?”
“I eat some places!!”

13.01.2025 14:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0