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Dad Platform Engineer Pragmatic leftist (everyone hates me) Misanthrope Language learner (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦/πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±/πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ύ) Dumpling enthusiast Wisconsin Born and Raised Honorary Chicagoan

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I love this for them. They put in so much work to win back "the culture" and they still manage to fuck that up even worse.

08.02.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... he's lost a lot of weight recently tho.

07.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not going to believe any of this shit until I see them vote.

06.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not a fan of dynasties but hell maybe Hunter has the juice to run this shit show

06.02.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I know this is hopium but there's a geriatric care professional on YT that says he's got 1-3 months left. I mean, the evidence is indeed piling up.

05.02.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His brain is actively deteriorating. Looks like speech is next to go (good).

05.02.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

too late to see the moon landing, too early to explore the stars, just in time for kid rock on cspan

05.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 253    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in. Says Skeletor thinking wow this won’t be too hard will it.

You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in. Says Skeletor thinking wow this won’t be too hard will it.

05.02.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 326    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

All this just to get another hit of that persecution dopamine rush

04.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This shit is so exhausting. The security theater around this one dude is ridiculous.

04.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, Vasy got him good...

02.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This reads like massive cope

02.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Epstein files confirming that every piece of shit you thought might be a piece of shit is, in fact, a fucking piece of shit.

01.02.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, much love for TC! Great town!

31.01.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Man remember when the internet was good

29.01.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

I've been saying this for years lol

29.01.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chili crisp is a cheat code

29.01.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yikes thanks for sending me down that rabbit hole yeesh

29.01.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad news for capital

28.01.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vibing to the deep house mix

28.01.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the duality of chud

28.01.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm guessing it was pork grease or something pork derived. These sick fucks would do that.

28.01.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who has worked in data centers before, no. They are only cool to a very limited subset of people lol

28.01.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm inclined to agree. If anything could knock a right-winger out of the MAGA cult it would be gun rights

27.01.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But the stinger makes no sense... ICE brought guns from the very start... There's no way to not make them look like the aggressors here. The dude is a pure sophist.

27.01.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

C'mon, he still has years of the gulag and re-educatuon camp before he can just slide into a cushy Harvard spot.

27.01.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude. No. This is too real to be funny.

27.01.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who?

26.01.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You signed up for Palantir for the paycheck. GTFO with the whole "Are we the baddies?" shtick. Palantir has been bad for a long ass time and that's on you for not knowing that.

26.01.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goons like this just want to kill people.

26.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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