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I bet you $130 that Jeff Daniels has never used venmo

when I talk about my walk with christ I’m not afraid to say the word fuck

a pixel art painting by sid of a kaiju styled Clippy the paperclip destroying a city with flaming breath

“It looks like you are trying to stop me”

#originalart #pixelart #art

inventing something called “hamster math” this tax season keep an eye out

kids these days are all about labubus when they should be about lajesuschrist

kamala harris is going to run for president in 2028 and have even further right positions than she did in 2024 and doom the democratic party to hell

the US profoundly needs a children's rights movement. children are not property... they deserve opportunity and learning and autonomy and security.... and our country just does not acknowledge this

They know they’ve lost the PR battle

Every blue-haired they/them liberal arts grad living in NYC is tougher than this sad little bitch.

MAGA Dude: I am an alpha. We are bringing back traditional masculinity. If you don’t like it, you’re a pussy.

Also MAGA Dude: New York City is scawwwy! I saw a lot of meaning looking people of color and I was afwaid.

I love the part of having covid where a huge wave of depression hits while you’re all loopy

every republican

i repeat, lionel messi has never been in a lowe's

The moment where he has to brace himself a bit to get down on a five-year-old kid's level is SO FUNNY. why u doin this to urself, homie?

"Men whose triggers pull their fingers. Men who would rather fight than win."

The gun is obviously bonkers but I am so fucking sick of these guys having their wife in a wedding dress while they put on an outfit that looks like the drunkest guy at Olive Garden

commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

Yeah, but you need to stay on Twitter for sports or something, I get it

This is just so great

Mexico's Raúl Jiménez paid tribute to the late Diogo Jota at the Gold Cup final.

He brought out a custom Jota jersey and did his "controller" celebration after scoring a goal.

Jiménez and Jota were former teammates together at Wolverhampton.

really interesting that the vice president cites as a key intellectual influence a guy who thinks black people are natural slaves

When the rich started losing their grip on power in the latter days of feudalism, they invented race and racism to divide, demonize, and terrorize a new “other”. Convince enough working class people to hate their neighbors, and you can loot everyone while society burns. Today is no different.

The Nazis never cared how famous or well known a Jewish, Slavic or Queer person was they just put them in camps and killed them. This is the same mentality. The same sick fascist evil

Yo dawg it would be real helpful if you did literally fuckin anything to materially fight this or resign in disgrace and let someone braver take your place

the party rejecting bernie as a presidential nominee TWICE brought us directly to this moment. he was the only person running on something we all needed (medicare for all) and the democratic establishment refused to get behind that.

Birthright ctizienship is good and essential and we're going to need a second Reconstruction to undo the combined damage of the Roberts Court and the second Trump administration.

I thought the Mamdani-Lander cross endorsement was inspiring on its face but seeing already how Mamdani showed up to protest Lander’s bs arrest and now Lander is speaking out against the panic-mongering even within his own party…wow it’s like politics can have actual principles.