Attorney at Brunch

Fred Flentstone stands, hands on his hips, looking incredulously at Barney Rubble, who is at the corner of the panel barely visible. He appears to wearing tiny sunglasses. "C'mon Barn, what's with the getup? and what is that on your head?" Fred asks. "oh this, Fred?" We now see Barney is also wearing a black trench coat and smoking a cigarette. A small bird is taped to the side of his head. "Just the latest in cybernetic enhancement technology- wired right into my brain." The background dissolves and Barney stands next to a free floating diagram of a human body with several small birds going into it and says "we're entering a new age, Fred- the synthesis of man and machine as one flesh. This is the future. It's hack or be hacked." Fred looks incredulous. The bird pecks Barney. Barney puts his hands on his head and screams "the machines are turning against us! We have built God only for him to destroy us!" as the bird continues to peck at him.

rise of the machines

“Batman caçador de metanol comenta as intoxicações recentes no país”

A bomba lava cu de Londres, onde o pessoal pegava curíola

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

i do think it’s funny all those career military guys flew there to be called fat cucks who are too woke

Por essa a Casa Branca não estava esperando...

30.

"É a propaganda da Claro, Jerry!"

seu pedido não chegou porque o motoqueiro do ifood foi atingido por uma bateria fumegante ejetada de um 99 elétrico

Sexo anal com a pessoa que tu ama e todo aquele respeito envolvido deve ser lindo demais.

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

eles assim

Caralho hahahahahaha

🚨🚨🚨EXCLUSIVO:🚨🚨🚨

Senador Sérgio Moro pede ao STF a reabertura dos inquéritos contra Lula após descobrir que o Presidente está alugando um triplex na cabeça do Trump

Sim

É como se o king size do rio de janeiro fosse presidente deles

“Lula da tapão na bunda de Trump e presidente americano quase goza em 39 segundos: ‘Rolou uma química’, disse Trump sem ar. Entenda:”

Edging de Corno

o arrebatamento já aconteceu e a gente ficou
estaremos presos no discurso do trump pela eternidade

BOLSONARO RIFADO NA ONU kkkkkk

Caio Watts Husband do Naomi Watts, full name

Bearing a cross on wheels is a great metaphor for Christian oppression

brasil acima de tudo, eles diziam

(PISQUE O CU AGORA)

Fox News @FoxNews MAN OF STEEL: Charlie Kirk's body stopped a bullet that would typically "just go through everything" and it was an "absolute miracle" nobody else was killed, his surgeon told TPUSA. Fox News Channel SURGEON SAYS CHARLIE KIRK'S BODY STOPPED BULLET IN 'ABSOLUTE MIRACLE' THAT SAVED OTHERS, TPUSA SAYS

they don't want you to joke about a man's death but then they're out there saying things like this

No one could’ve seen this coming