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Banned from Twitter on 2020-01-09 for (politely) asking 45 to have a 🫀💥, a whole year before that shitdemon was banned. Fan of the ISO 8601 date format (YYYY-MM-DD). Still calling these tweets.

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Judy Hopps, back at work after a... medical procedure... provides the viewer evidence that All Hopps Are Bastards

Judy Hopps, back at work after a... medical procedure... provides the viewer evidence that All Hopps Are Bastards

Zootopia (2016)

19.04.2025 14:35 — 👍 2558    🔁 497    💬 48    📌 25

They made these numbers part of the Friday news dump when people too busy working or too busy resting from work lose track of news. By Monday, when most people start paying attention again, the GOP will have trotted out a new thing for their base to be mad about and/or the U.S. will be bombing Iran.

21.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All the "best people" indeed.

GOP now means: "gropers organized politically".

21.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

gro(y)pers

21.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I keep this image on my desktop now because of how often I have to use it.

21.02.2026 14:49 — 👍 1735    🔁 461    💬 7    📌 8
Black and white image of a dove flying with an olive branch. Large text reads: No war with iran. From: Citizens Against AIPAC Corruption

Black and white image of a dove flying with an olive branch. Large text reads: No war with iran. From: Citizens Against AIPAC Corruption

21.02.2026 07:11 — 👍 116    🔁 52    💬 5    📌 0
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bart simpson says " what an odd thing to say " while sitting in a car ALT: bart simpson says " what an odd thing to say " while sitting in a car
19.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 386    🔁 15    💬 2    📌 0

this is how i witnessed an ICE kidnapping in western mass, i paid a $250 bail for a woman accused of trespassing (right...) and ICE snatched her as soon as we got out the door

21.02.2026 12:38 — 👍 1232    🔁 553    💬 8    📌 11

I couldn’t imagine going this hard over a sports opinion lol. Oh cool you brought receipts for a sports argument? I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

21.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

American individualism meant people could not conceive of committing to an incredibly small sacrifice, wearing a mask, for their good & the communal good. Capitalism meant the wheels had to keep going & no one could stop to contain a virus, & people had to or chose work sick. Societal choices.

21.02.2026 14:49 — 👍 71    🔁 24    💬 1    📌 1

That art is sick!

21.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Vintage comic of Batman slapping Robin meme:
Robin: DURING COVID–
Batman: COVID NEVER ENDED!!!

Vintage comic of Batman slapping Robin meme: Robin: DURING COVID– Batman: COVID NEVER ENDED!!!

A lot of you need the reminder

27.06.2025 02:53 — 👍 754    🔁 307    💬 8    📌 20

does anyone care that rightwing members of nyc city council follow twitter accounts circulating calls for people to bring dogs to times square to terrorize a ramadan prayer event

does anyone care that doj civil rights assistant ag follows accounts telling people to spray bacon grease on worshippers

21.02.2026 06:54 — 👍 326    🔁 99    💬 7    📌 2
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A fake ICE tip line reveals neighbors reporting neighbors A Nashville comedian’s deportation hotline, set up as a joke, has gone viral among viewers who say it shows the “banality of evil personified” in the U.S. immigration crackdown.

New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF

20.02.2026 12:02 — 👍 7951    🔁 2973    💬 272    📌 619
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New ICE Flight Monitor report reveals surge in ICE flights across the country, deepening concerns over due process and community safety.

20.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 34    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 0
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An ICE Air flight (OAE4060) that departed Alexandria, LA early this morning just landed in Dakar, Senegal. This flight will likely make multiple deportation stops in the region.

15.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 42    🔁 26    💬 1    📌 1
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CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.

14.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 4612    🔁 2079    💬 370    📌 754
Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say “secret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana

Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say “secret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana

15.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 4754    🔁 1419    💬 22    📌 20

Or I guess if she wants to try to get more airtime than Homan (and more Corey time), sending herself out for pointless pressers is the way to do it.

13.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A short press conference on a Friday at almost midday? Yeah, DJT’s just trying to shoo her away for a bit lol

13.02.2026 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I tried to turn him in myself but every time I called the line was busy”

10.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 262    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0
 Shortly after the law enforcement investigation into Jeffrey Epstein became public in the mid-2000s, Donald Trump called the Palm Beach, Florida, Police Department to express gratitude, according to a newly released document.

“Thank goodness you’re stopping him,” Trump said, according to the document. “Everyone has known he’s been doing this.

Shortly after the law enforcement investigation into Jeffrey Epstein became public in the mid-2000s, Donald Trump called the Palm Beach, Florida, Police Department to express gratitude, according to a newly released document. “Thank goodness you’re stopping him,” Trump said, according to the document. “Everyone has known he’s been doing this.

Lmao come on man. This is B tier Columbo villain stuff

10.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 2774    🔁 379    💬 29    📌 22
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Winter Olympic athletes are rightfully taking COVID-19 precautions - The Sick Times Despite a lack of COVID-19 precautions implemented by the 2026 Winter Olympics organizers in Italy, some athletes, teams, and their loved ones are protecting themselves from airborne pathogens by mask...

The risks of SARS-CoV-2 and other airborne pathogens can be severe, but the media continues to stigmatize Olympians taking precautions as "worried" and "extreme". We know #LongCOVID can affect anyone, even elite athletes.

In the @thesicktimes.org today 😷🦠

thesicktimes.org/2026/02/10/w...

10.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 732    🔁 305    💬 14    📌 15
Screenshot of an Epstein email with the sender blacked out. 
The text reads:
 “‘Thank you for a fun night… Your littlest girl was a little naughty.’
Sent from my iPhone.”

Listen… I know this is where I usually tap out one of my patented, expletive-filled jeremiads… But this shit has me pretty numb right now. There was a fairly substantial part of me that wanted to believe this Epstein shit was confined to a SMALL group of scumbags. And the more that’s revealed, the CRAZIER I feel for becoming more convinced it’s a MASSIVE conspiracy. I don’t want to be a fucking QANON WHACKJOB. Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean all the insane evil shit isn’t true.  I’ve always known that pedophilia is FAR more pervasive than anyone wants to believe. As someone who was a target of it, whose SISTER & childhood friends were ALL targeted by the same man & possibly two others (I was, my sister was, I’m not sure about the other two, w/respect to the other men)… I spent DECADES feeling absolutely INSANE. Being told I was insane. Five separate stays in psychiatric facilities. Suicidal ideation my WHOLE LIFE. I don’t talk about it, not to ANYONE in my family. They don’t acknowledge it. My sister doesn’t acknowledge it. I’m 3 years older. I saw. I felt it. I watched it. I TOLD. Then… it was erased. 10 years later, it happened again. But by then, I was disassociating. I told a counselor & when she told my mother, I denied it; literally couldn’t remember telling her. I made her out a liar. She wasn’t. I just couldn’t remember it. THE LUNACY IS EVERYWHERE. My primary perpetrator is still alive. With dementia. I can’t WAIT till he dies. Anyway… my point - & I do have one - is that it’s fucking EVERYWHERE. I believe everyone knows at least one victim & one perpetrator. I also believe that judges are in on it. Scores of them. Cops, judges, politicians, captains of industry. We are so fucked. Sorry. Bummer post, I know.

Screenshot of an Epstein email with the sender blacked out. The text reads: “‘Thank you for a fun night… Your littlest girl was a little naughty.’ Sent from my iPhone.” Listen… I know this is where I usually tap out one of my patented, expletive-filled jeremiads… But this shit has me pretty numb right now. There was a fairly substantial part of me that wanted to believe this Epstein shit was confined to a SMALL group of scumbags. And the more that’s revealed, the CRAZIER I feel for becoming more convinced it’s a MASSIVE conspiracy. I don’t want to be a fucking QANON WHACKJOB. Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean all the insane evil shit isn’t true. I’ve always known that pedophilia is FAR more pervasive than anyone wants to believe. As someone who was a target of it, whose SISTER & childhood friends were ALL targeted by the same man & possibly two others (I was, my sister was, I’m not sure about the other two, w/respect to the other men)… I spent DECADES feeling absolutely INSANE. Being told I was insane. Five separate stays in psychiatric facilities. Suicidal ideation my WHOLE LIFE. I don’t talk about it, not to ANYONE in my family. They don’t acknowledge it. My sister doesn’t acknowledge it. I’m 3 years older. I saw. I felt it. I watched it. I TOLD. Then… it was erased. 10 years later, it happened again. But by then, I was disassociating. I told a counselor & when she told my mother, I denied it; literally couldn’t remember telling her. I made her out a liar. She wasn’t. I just couldn’t remember it. THE LUNACY IS EVERYWHERE. My primary perpetrator is still alive. With dementia. I can’t WAIT till he dies. Anyway… my point - & I do have one - is that it’s fucking EVERYWHERE. I believe everyone knows at least one victim & one perpetrator. I also believe that judges are in on it. Scores of them. Cops, judges, politicians, captains of industry. We are so fucked. Sorry. Bummer post, I know.

WHY is the sender’s name blacked out?

WHO IS BEING PROTECTED HERE?

I have to assume it is TRUMP.

Because TRUMP is the only one they WANT to protect.

If it were anyone ELSE… they wouldn’t bother.

08.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 40    🔁 17    💬 8    📌 1

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look

02.02.2026 03:58 — 👍 8719    🔁 1796    💬 1    📌 35
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Was this what she was talking about?

07.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beware of neo-Nazi Joshua Berkau going door to door selling for Veteran Bros Roofing in Fort Worth, #Texas

05.02.2026 16:47 — 👍 93    🔁 70    💬 5    📌 3
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The 'Imperial Boomerang' Explains Why We've Seen What ICE Is Doing Before The boomerang is already in flight in the U.S., a sociologist says.

I spoke to @juliango.bsky.social about the imperial boomerang and how US war tactics abroad are being employed at home by ICE

"America’s cities are treated as colonial zones of conquest and imperial borderlands because that’s all ICE knows. If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail"

06.02.2026 00:23 — 👍 124    🔁 53    💬 4    📌 7

Bookshop?! What in the hayell

06.02.2026 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Colin Demarco, 26, was arrested by Arlington County Police on Jan. 22 and is now charged with attempted murder and carrying a firearm without a permit, along with the unlawful wearing of a mask.”

Unlawful wearing of a mask is kind of an odd one in this era of masked federal agents, no?

06.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 172    🔁 47    💬 8    📌 0

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