Kris (Free Palestine)

My jinxing powers remain undefeated

Abhishek out here beating all sorts of ass

Month 11 of unemployment: attentively watching the T20I cricket match between India and New Zealand

"The Calebmaniacs wanna see Caleb Williams in the XWF, brother. I sure hope I end up in XWF, brother. Or maybe I don't dude."

the boys are back in town

DUVALmusume

falcons win and red wings lose. guess which one i chose to watch

I'll coach Michigan State for free chicken wraps from Conrad's for life

His fall off started exactly the moment I got his Falcons jersey last year

Nick Saban in a bright blue suit in front of someone in the College GameDay crowd holding a large sign reading “BOYCOTT STARBUCKS” in blue letters.

Woke 2 shows up at Game Day. #starbucksboycott

whoever came up with the ratchet theory of American politics was a fucking genius lmao

How is Raheem Morris not an upgrade over Arthur Smith

Don't Die Distracted? I have ADHD. I can only die distracted

my alma mater beating coach cal? you love to see it

or whatever the golden girls said

Kentucky dominating elite national program Florida? It's more likely than you think

That one guy on the Indiana sideline also isn't getting a haircut until Man United win five in a row

Gus Johnson on every snap right now

Ain't NOBODY doing it like Gus Johnson

Racing Louisville played an absolute banger today. Too bad they ran into the brick wall that was Kingsbury in the shootout.

I know it's probably time for new glasses because I saw an email come in about a scheduled autopay and though it said "Your Autopsy is Scheduled" and freaked out for half a second

Imagine having Bijan Robinson and Tyler Allgeier and deciding not to run on 4th and 1. I hate it here

The world might end if the Falcons have a normal end of half drive

UK almost beat Texas in overtime and I feel nothing

at no point did i have any clue what was coming next

I think this means the Red Wings are the Stanley Cup champs now

now i want gin blossoms to cover i don't want to be an asshole anymore/the menzingers to cover hey jealousy

i wanna rip my skin off

Spam emails. The senders are “FUCK 👅 ME” “FUCK 👅 ME” and “Tractor Supply”

new Duck Duck Goose just dropped

Whenever I see men complain about the male loneliness crisis or unique emotional/psychological issues faced by men, it’s very clear that they just don’t see women as full people capable of experiencing the exact same emotions they do