If we ACTUALLY destroyed the patriarchy, we'd be talking about FLEEK MAI
30.06.2025 19:55 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@nickle.bsky.social
Sweet smiley childhood best friend. Your first ever crush. They/she
If we ACTUALLY destroyed the patriarchy, we'd be talking about FLEEK MAI
30.06.2025 19:55 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Actual gyms should have gym leaders. I would go to a gym if they had a gym leader I got to challenge in some way.
17.04.2025 16:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Autistics will write you a 10 page essay on why your spoon is wrong, and when you ask them which cup they want, just be like "mmmmmm plamstic cup pweeze :3"
30.06.2025 16:41 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Samsies
28.05.2025 16:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Penguins of Madagascar sequel where the boys go head to head against a DIFFERENT team of aquatic agents and they're called Team Six Seals
09.05.2025 15:47 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0To all the peeps who had crushes on me and then realized they were gay: YOU'RE WELCOME
01.05.2025 15:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A BBQ IN THE SKY???
29.04.2025 18:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1I think I am cool and good and worthy of love, actually.
29.04.2025 18:23 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Its swimsuit season, I whisper, eating another swimsuit
29.04.2025 14:46 โ ๐ 2600 ๐ 559 ๐ฌ 31 ๐ 17If you die in real life...
You die in the game ๐จ
transgender bane voice no one cared about my dick till i got boobs
05.04.2025 22:37 โ ๐ 442 ๐ 96 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0YA MISSED IT
27.04.2025 17:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You couldn't make Blazing Saddles these days.
You know...
Because Gene Wilder is dead.
Big fan
27.04.2025 14:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Trying to convince myself that estrogen made me MORE muscular, actually.
27.04.2025 11:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Up at 4ยงm zeeting bangers for you ingrateful fools
27.04.2025 11:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Being trans is actually p great when other people SHUT THE FUCK UP about it. ๐
27.04.2025 10:57 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The secret to art is that you should make it even if it isn't good
27.04.2025 10:13 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I always thought religiously drinking water was such BS, but I will literally have migraines now if I don't do it, so I guess the joke's on me.
27.04.2025 10:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0PASSED OUT at 6pm
WOKE UP at 2ยงm
THE SECRET HOUR (for secrets)
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. itโs a sign of bad parenting
27.04.2025 01:13 โ ๐ 6615 ๐ 1082 ๐ฌ 173 ๐ 126big fat load of cum
24.04.2025 09:53 โ ๐ 66 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 1๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
19.04.2025 19:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Espresso?
19.04.2025 18:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Aa I see
19.04.2025 18:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Now what did you mean by this
19.04.2025 18:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Real talk: why do my poops smell all right and everyone else's smell terrible???
19.04.2025 17:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Actual gyms should have gym leaders. I would go to a gym if they had a gym leader I got to challenge in some way.
17.04.2025 16:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm working on a sequel to the Kamasutra ๐
17.04.2025 03:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pee-Wee Cooper, is that ANYTHING???
16.04.2025 18:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0