Alan Gephart

My son keeps asking me if the Mariners played today 😭

Imagine being a progressive in New York, undecided, and fucking Donald Trump convinces you who you should vote for 😂

If I check in on your table to see if you need anything else, and you say no, but you don't ask for the check, I get to eat one fry off your plate.

I struggle to stay awake through most Studio Ghibli films. Not because they are boring, but rather so cozy and comforting that I drift away in bliss.

Did I just see a Blue Jays fan bring his buddy a beer?? Are concessions open later at other stadiums?? Or is this just a World Series thing????

I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.

This is the most insane and tense World Series game we could have possibly asked for. Holy cow.

If you're a grown ass adult who can't swim, you fucked up.

Never once have I heard anybody other than Trump insist that the White House should have a ballroom.

A ★★★★½ review of Bring Her Back (2025) Dark and gnarly and haunting and weirdly believable? Idk. There was just something about that Russian VHS tape side plot that struck me extra creepy for me. Some absolutely fantastic cinematic shots t...

Tonight's cinema: Bring Her Back
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It's my son's birthday today and that is a beautiful thing so I'm going to focus on that.

FUCK #mariners

Omg cal is up #mariners

I cannot fucking believe he's safe 😅 #Mariners

Did they nix the discount 12oz beer during Playoff games at T Mobile Park?? #Mariners

My first in-person playoffs game. GO MARINERS!!

I don't know if I have the patience for this one. #Mariners

I wish streaming services would just let us watch the movie credits without requiring additional action. We already established that we can watch something for 90+ minutes. Perhaps we would like a minute to digest it and see who all was behind its creation.

Those seats behind home plate at Rogers Centre look comfy as hell. #Mariners #BlueJays

More like the NAYLORINERS amiright?!? #Mariners

MY MAN. #Mariners

Hot damn and still 8 innings to go?! 😰 #Mariners

As much as I love this, I cannot imagine a post game interview that I could actually look forward to listening to. For real. What could they possibly say??

POLANCO AGAIN I TOLD UUUU ❤️ #mariners

Alright Speier. Redeem yourself. You owe us 6 entirely unnecessary innings. #Mariners

Speier wants to redeem himself from giving us 6 entirely unnecessary innings.

Bryce Miller absolutely delivering today. This man deserves a, if not several, cookie(s). #Mariners

I've been saying it this whole post season. Polanco and Naylor are our guys. Hell yeah. #Mariners

SIXTY TWO BABYYYYYYYY #mariners

If you still have a dog in the race, I get it. But otherwise, if you aren't rooting for the Mariners, you are a fucking sociopath.