Locoman

If only Homer had asked the cat, he might've known what dignity is...

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

crack team of experts I've assembled to kill both crack teams and the cast of overwatch in one decisive decapitation strike

"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"

YouTube video by Nature Podcast I Am the Very Model of a Miniature Tyrannosaur

Here's a linked version too: youtube.com/shorts/ctsGN...

Are you that blind Sora? Are you unaware that your "friends" are after hearts too? Trapping them and caging these hearts they call "ghosts" into a prison... And for what reason? That it makes them "feel good"? You're nothing but a hypocrite...

A comic strip based off of the television show "Bluey." It is recreating the opening theme, where four anthropomorphic dogs dance in a blue background. In the first panel, three of the dogs are pointing at the mother dog, who has the word "mum" over her. In the second panel, three dogs are pointing at the father dog, who has the word "dad" over him. In the third panel, suddenly Tom Servo from the television show Mystery Science Theater 3000 is hovering in the middle of the panel. He is a res robot made out of a gumball machine. He has the words "Tom Servo" floating over him. The dogs look surprised and alarmed. In the final panel, Crow T Robot from Mystery Science Theater 3000 has also joined in, he is a gold robot made out of a bowling pin, athletic wire mask, and other stuff, and he is practically popping out of the panel at the viewer. The word "Croooow!" floats over him. The dogs just look confused now.

Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.

It's my birthday today!

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like Simpsons fans and Smiling Friends fans, or Simpsons fans and Family Guy fans, or Simpsons fans and South Park fans, or Simpsons fans and other Simpsons fans! Damn Simpsons fans... they can never agree on when the golden age ended!!

These articles always make me laugh because the rest of the wiki is not written like this... but whoever wrote these articles REALLY had it out for these anodyne "kids learn a lesson" books for some reason.

"The Fallout TV show choosing a canonical ending for New Vegas is an insult to players by invalidating the choices they may have made"

That is a baby take. Go big or go home:

The mere existence of New Vegas is an insult to player agency as it relies on choosing a canonical ending to Fallout 1.

best ending of all time, let's be real

Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕

Guide To Pets (1/2)

I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.

White Wanda Maximoff: You Took Everything From Me !! Thanos: Oopsie Daisy

Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you haven’t been. And, you know, it’s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like it’s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, it’s about your insecurity and I’m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*

What are we, some kind of Arcana Magnus?

Millions of birds nest in the Arctic each year. But did you know they’ve been doing this since the Cretaceous? Can’t believe I finally get to share that our paper on the birds of the Prince Creek Formation is out in ‪@science.org (and on the cover)! 🧵

Art: Gabriel Ugueto ‪@serpenillus.bsky.social

In Canada at least Commanders can go anywhere from about $120 to $150 CAD.

You know the economy's cooked when even the cast of Thomas the Tank Engine is selling out

"Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches boobies!"

tfwiki.net/wiki/Prime_T... #WeekendTFQuote

Unfortunately I don't remember where I found them! It might've been on a fansite that was later taken down?

All will be forgiven if we get a Springfield world in a future Kingdom Hearts game.

"CBR, this is the seventh headline in a row where you've said that the Transformers franchise has returned to its roots!"