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He/they. Full time dad. Occasional streamer. 1/3 of @the5gspot.bsky.social. Business Inquiries: gurtchontwitch@gmail.com https://twitch.tv/gurtch https://medium.com/@gurtch https://www.youtube.com/@The5GSpot

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Latest posts by gurtch.bsky.social on Bluesky

I hate that ESPN continues to force this loser on us (and also Trump).

11.11.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 869    ๐Ÿ” 117    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

16.03.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12036    ๐Ÿ” 1268    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 89    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

perfect

07.11.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why watch Geoff Keighley's Wet and Wild Winter Self-Suckfest in person for hundreds of dollars when you can sit nude in the comfort of your own gaming chair at home and watch for free?

07.11.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BALL x PIT fucking rips. An almost perfect feedback loop that I love in a rouge like, a fun base building mechanic and of course big number go bigger is always great.

Thereโ€™s a very real chance that a traditional AAA game does not make my top 10 this year. Just an absurd year for games

04.11.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Give up 15 points in 49 seconds

02.11.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dudes been yapping and dogpiling on Caleb all damn game, itโ€™s almost impressive

02.11.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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thereโ€™s never been a better time than now to be kind.

02.11.2025 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shout out to the Fortnite leaks server for not being evil about this like I suspect many other leakers and people who believe the game can do no wrong will be

02.11.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4223    ๐Ÿ” 1635    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

Thatโ€™s wild to think about, I feel like heโ€™s been in the league for a decade

02.11.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series

2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves

2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros

2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers

2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

02.11.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2213    ๐Ÿ” 538    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71    ๐Ÿ“Œ 164

An absolute incredible subtitle

02.11.2025 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly rude tbh

02.11.2025 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy fuck if they bring Kershaw in I may reach nirvana

02.11.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ohโ€ฆoh noโ€ฆ

02.11.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it might be sicko behavior by me that I am loving everyone going through it like I did in 2016. Everyone must see the absurdity of baseball. Everyone must endure it. Everyone must suffer

02.11.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Cubs bias says 2016 but this feels like a 1A/1B type of situation, so much crazy shit in these last 4 innings

02.11.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy fuck baseball is awesome and Iโ€™m so glad that the Cubs arenโ€™t doing this bullshit again because this is stressing me out

02.11.2025 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same swing, same type of homer going to the same spot. Canโ€™t make it up man

02.11.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still canโ€™t get used to us being good. Every single game I think โ€œthis is the one where we fall back down to earthโ€ and it never happens. I am confused but happy

01.11.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TREAT

31.10.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TRICK OR TREAT! ๐Ÿ‘ป

We're giving away a little 'Boo Box' bundle... Steam keys for Blue Prince, The Sรฉance of Blake Manor, Post Trauma and Kathy Rain 2: Soothsayer!

How to enter:
๐ŸŽƒRepost!
๐ŸŽƒReply with 'TREAT'!

Giveaway ends on the 3rd of November at 1PM GMT. Make sure DM's are open! Happy Halloween!โ˜ ๏ธ

31.10.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 125    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 118    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Iโ€™m sorry man I donโ€™t give a shit if millennials are eating toast with avocado and egg on it or Gen Zers are having one too many pistachio crรจme chocolate bars or what the fuck ever else. This is what I was talking about. Power flays us alive while convincing us to flay each other

31.10.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 142    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Why Trumpโ€™s White House is using video game memes to recruit for ICE A recent spate of posts has garnered attention, but Trump and his allies have long been using gaming imagery to mobilise a toxic subculture of โ€˜rootless white malesโ€™

@alyssamerc.bsky.social is consistently doing great work like this where she connects the dots from Gamergate to what weโ€™re seeing in this current administration. Incredibly valuable work

www.theguardian.com/games/2025/o...

29.10.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hayley Williams they could never make me hate you (Iโ€™m finally getting around to listen to Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party and itโ€™s incredible)

29.10.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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[Exclusive] The White House Responds To Its Use of Halo Imagery: 'Yet Another War Ended Under President Trump's Watch' | Alyssa Mercante - Video Games, Internet Culture & More Get more from Alyssa Mercante - Video Games, Internet Culture & More on Patreon

I reached out to The White House and asked about its use of AI-generated Halo imagery. White House Deputy Press Secretary Kush Desai just responded to me, and it's insane.

I've removed the paywall. Please share and subscribe if you can.

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28.10.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1405    ๐Ÿ” 560    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 133

Guys, Gamestop has been very gamer-coded (in the right-wing, grifter way) for a hot second. Their social media presence has been horrendous FOR A HOT SECOND. We can't wait for them to literally post Trump to have these realiziations lol

27.10.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 223    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

When I hate on Gamestop and their shitty social media page, this is why.

27.10.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 345    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Football makes me so upset man

26.10.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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