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@gurtch.bsky.social

He/they. Full time dad. Occasional streamer. Views expressed are my own. Business Inquiries: gurtchontwitch@gmail.com https://twitch.tv/gurtch Fuck ICE. Fuck AI. Free Palestine. Trans rights.

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Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

16.02.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4162    πŸ” 892    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 16

I would really enjoy one (1) night of restful sleep. The last two weeks have been awful sleep wise and I am desperate to try anything at this point that might get me more than an average of 4 hours a night

15.02.2026 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh this looks sick as hell

11.02.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s almost no worse feeling than driving across town for banging burgers and then receiving the wrong burgers when you open the bag and the wrappers. Like fuck man I’m not gonna drive 15/20 minutes back to the other side of town. Now I’m just sad and have incorrect burgers

11.02.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight has quite literally been your night

09.02.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

09.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 28950    πŸ” 5026    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 155

Bad Bunny's halftime show was regular, everyday people having a great time. English or not, the message feels loud and clear. Merely depicting people as having normal, relatable lives feels radical.

09.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1298    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

in 2026, let's bring back the concept of "selling out" and once again make it contemptible

03.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 622    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 25

My attachment to each Nintendo franchise:

πŸ’šπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ Earthbound
πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ Metroid
πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ Star Fox
πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ–€ Mario
πŸ’šπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ Rhythm Heaven
πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ WarioWare
πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ–€πŸ–€ Donkey Kong
πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ–€ Kirby
πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š PokΓ©mon
πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ F-Zero
πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ–€ Zelda
πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ–€ Fire Emblem
πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ–€πŸ–€ Pikmin
πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ–€ Animal Crossing
πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ–€πŸ–€ Splatoon
πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ Xenoblade

03.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I see the show-runners for the Grammy's took a page out of Geoff Keighley's book and have only presented one (1) single award in the first hour of the program

02.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

are we all ready to stop believing that everything sucks shit on accident yet?

01.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 765    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

Just had some dude in Rivals try to get me to 1v1 him because I out healed him LMAOOOOOO bro told me to pull up the β€œClobberin’ Club” and thought he was acting tough HAHAHAHAHA

01.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The lowest score that's listed on OpenCritic for BG3 is A FUCKING 7 MAN. How the hell you gonna be pissed about a 7 dude??

28.01.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like the dude doesn't even have something to whine about when it comes to critics. Literally everyone thinks that Baldur's Gate 3 is incredible. The only game with a higher score on OpenCritic is Mario Odyssey. What the hell is he blabbering about?

28.01.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Its shocking just how quickly he has ruined his company's optics. Like he speed ran this shit. Peaked at going on stage at the Keighley's and calling out the companies doing layoffs to AI bullshit and now spewing GamerGate era takes towards journalists and critics. Unbelievable fall from grace

28.01.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers

22.01.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 11638    πŸ” 3780    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 110

Hey you were right, just not on a hit to Mendoza

20.01.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
kombucha girl meme replaced with screenshots of curt cignetti

indiana hoosiers / national champion indiana hoosiers

kombucha girl meme replaced with screenshots of curt cignetti indiana hoosiers / national champion indiana hoosiers

20.01.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 609    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Day. Fucking. 1.

16-0 is real.

It’s always been and always will be Go Hoosier

20.01.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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INDIANA HOOSIERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS...
IN FOOTBALL..
I REPEAT...
INDIANA HOOSIERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS...
IN FOOTBALL..
YES! HA! HA! HA! YES!

20.01.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 369    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6

It’s been bugging me all game

20.01.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would really appreciate it if Indiana would stop running the ball up the middle against the fastest front 7 in the country, but that’s just me

20.01.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of late hits on Mendoza. I feel like some of those gotta get called at some point

20.01.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

God I sure hope they do

19.01.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don Fischer audio with the telecast? Sign me the fuck up

19.01.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When the defense is playing like they have been I guess it makes sense

19.01.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s giving Chamber cmsassets.rgpub.io/sanity/image...

19.01.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s try this out, gonna be playing some Marvel Rivals on Twitch for a bit. If you need drops come on through! If my profile pic has the live ring around it, I’m still live!

18.01.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been trying not to argue with people but you should see the things they say

17.01.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 820    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3

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