Threach 💟

If I could get paid for feeling Weird and Bad, I'd make enough to retire early and maybe buy a 5090

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

anttack on titan

attack on titant

My favorite thing is Giant Eagle's labeling of "TASTE THE HEAT" on a bag of... poblanos.

Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say “secret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana

Live with some NES speedruns! twitch.tv/threach

if the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie you may be entitled to compensation

On a personal note: we finally put the saga of our Aug '24 car accident to rest today. Went to court, the guy is going through drug treatment, no jail time (we didn't want that). Best case out of a really shitty situation, and we, as victims, had a good amount of input on the outcome. I'm so tired.

2 panels, David Lynch saying 1. good morning, everyone. It's... 2. What fucking day is it now?

happy whatever the fuck day it is

so glad we have drafts now my posts will be prefect

Yep, nope, not a fan of this technology that will SURELY only be used to find LOST DOGS

Sports is gay and Spanish now deal with it

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

Do you like field goals? Do you like absolutely nothing but field goals? If so, has the NFL got a game for you

Get this: it turns out Mike Tyson is ill informed about public health

I'm watching the game and I gotta ask: why is there a boat backing up every third down?

No Kings includes Draft Kings

In complete fairness, she DID date her ex and then turn him into a scarecrow

The schedule is so stacked! Give SCS a follow on Twitch so you can catch the whole marathon!

NES BLOCK
NES BLOCK
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Happy birthday!!

I am positively bedeviled with meetings, et cetera

It's 2026 friends!! Let go of the relationships that no longer serve you!!!

Zic!! I'm so excited for you that this will give you a better prognosis, and of course, I'm sure it's very scary. Thank you for sharing, and if there's anything I can do as a local, please reach out!

No one doing it like Bobby P…

H O T D I S H

SPEECHLESS

I AM SO TOUCHED

THANK YOU FOR SPITE COOKING

(and for the kind words!!! 😭)

The perfect time to remind my haters that the only good use for tater tots is in hotdish