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Dante Thomas

@purginglanterns.bsky.social

I saw werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein

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Albums I keep on rotation.

07.02.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An album I consider a 10/10

07.02.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pick up your hooves queen lol

06.02.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You up there clopping like a Clydesdale

06.02.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Third world country wearing a Gucci belt

01.02.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Acknowledge

#WWE

31.01.2025 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ultimo Dragon deserves a HoF spot

30.01.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Somebody needs to ask did he do a show in Iowa around 85-86

#WWE

30.01.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Could Kurt Angle make Shrek tap?

#WWE

27.01.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There ain't one Beatles song you can fuck on beat too. Leave it to the fog breathers to make the most unhorny music ever

26.01.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My coworker was explaining a book she was reading at work and I couldn't help but think the plot sounded exactly like Misery by @stephenking.bsky.social

15.01.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You lost,get over it. I wish Drake meat riders would realize he is a rich kid from Canada who is basically a vulture in rap and hip hop culture

15.01.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember when WWE made fun of Molly Holly for having a fat ass. Ngl I need to see her in a Rhea Ripley type outfit because I know that thing is still fat

15.01.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I wish DJs would stop sampling 90s euro dance tracks for their songs that end up sounding like someone puking in a stairwell

15.01.2025 07:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they give this the same treatment as The Witcher 3 this game could possibly be GOTY contender

15.01.2025 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only reliable news source is your local dominatrix

14.01.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not surprised by Carrie Underwood but the Village People aren't you guys ya know

14.01.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dead by Daylight but all the killers are Scooby Doo villains

14.01.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thought that was a person just standing there but it's a snowman

14.01.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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