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Kirsten Curley Keppler

@kirstcurl.bsky.social

Anti-Oxford Comma

25 Followers  |  45 Following  |  27 Posts  |  Joined: 12.05.2024  |  1.729

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The rain falling outside my home office window can only be described as chubby, which leads me to wonder if the rain is describing me the same way

12.08.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I grew that

29.07.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did he fall out of high rise window or is Putin not in charge of this one?

24.07.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Charlie on alert

04.06.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Charlie’s big girl teeth are coming in. I think the dog tooth fairy should bring her a new chew toy since she has no interest in something as common as money.

15.05.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Aren't we supposed to believe that immigrants don't pay taxes?
2. Is Noem leaning on another agency because she's over budget?
3. Weren't we told the IRS is bad and overreaches?
IRS criminal investigators in Chicago being 'deputized' as immigration enforcers under Trump administration plan

14.05.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At my last company, we couldn’t accept anything that cost more than $50 & had to complete countless hours of mandatory ethics & compliance training, but he gets a plane?

11.05.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mon Mothma’s daughter is the absolute worst #andor

23.04.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Foster Charlie and I are at the vet for follow up x-rays. Hopefully she’s β€œpassed” everything clogging up her insides 😳

18.04.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The universe is punishing me for suggesting we order out last night. I think my orange chicken was made from a fighting rooster because it’s pecking me to death from the inside.

10.04.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Doctor Behind Award-Winning Parkinson’s Research Among Scientists Purged From NIH Leading scientists at the National Institutes of Health, the US’s leading medical research agency, were swept up Tuesday in the Trump administration's latest firing blitz.

NEW: The doctor behind breakthrough Parkinson’s research was among the scientists purged from the National Institutes of Health, the US’s leading medical research agency. www.wired.com/story/doctor...

02.04.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3500    πŸ” 1941    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 199

I’ve got better things to do than watch Orange Hitler, such as watching A New Hope for the billionth time, hitting a vape, scratching the chins of my dogs, washing down Chips Ahoy with gin, etc.,etc.

05.03.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#birdsoftiktok #birdsofchicago #housefinch TikTok video by Lady Kirsten Of Dunans Castle

Middle adulthood nonsense

08.02.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mental health isn’t great right now so I’m trying to find things to be positive about. For example, I’m depressed and disengaged from the outside world, but I also don’t have a single reason to put a bra on. That’s a win.

22.01.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beat dad at Yahtzee and shoveled and salted his sidewalks and steps. I was rewarded for both with hot tea and butter cookies. In summation, the butter cookies were a nice bonus

12.01.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thanks @vettix.bsky.social for the great seats

09.01.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For the past 10 New Years Eves I’ve made Beef Wellington for my husband. I guess you could say I beef-trapped him. Here’s this year’s effort.

01.01.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We got new foster puppies for Christmas 😍 The boys are 12 weeks old and available through the Evanston Animal Shelter

21.12.2024 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This tracks when you consider that Time also named Hitler Man of the Year in 1938

12.12.2024 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been bullied by my husband’s dog since he left for a biz trip last night. Sigrid’s latest BS was to wake me up at 5:05 a.m. for the sole purpose of letting her out. We have a dog door that her brother uses without issue. I guess having me open two people doors elevates her shitting experience 😞

11.12.2024 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I guess I should be relieved that my husband only objectifies planes πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

26.11.2024 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last night I fell asleep with my iPhone in my hand. At some point I dropped it on my forehead πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ. Dazed, I had to rule out an attempted murder by a stranger, my husband, or one or more of our cats, before stumbling to the kitchen for an ice pack. Blah, blah, blah, I’m tired this morning

25.11.2024 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fostering saves lives. Sometimes you didn’t even know you needed saving until a tiny kitten looks you in the eye and purrs.

24.11.2024 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Odin upped his cuddle game on this cold and snowy afternoon

21.11.2024 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m baking a cake for the sole reason that my house is cold

21.11.2024 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I assume a puppy yawned a couple blocks over 😳 BTW, the janky cabinet is there to keep Odin from going through the window…again. We recently added a bench so Sigrid can be nosey as well.

19.11.2024 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Their EP drops on Tuesday

16.11.2024 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve got foster kittens

14.11.2024 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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