The rain falling outside my home office window can only be described as chubby, which leads me to wonder if the rain is describing me the same way
12.08.2025 20:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@kirstcurl.bsky.social
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The rain falling outside my home office window can only be described as chubby, which leads me to wonder if the rain is describing me the same way
12.08.2025 20:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I grew that
29.07.2025 03:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did he fall out of high rise window or is Putin not in charge of this one?
24.07.2025 00:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Charlie on alert
04.06.2025 02:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Charlieβs big girl teeth are coming in. I think the dog tooth fairy should bring her a new chew toy since she has no interest in something as common as money.
15.05.2025 18:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 01. Aren't we supposed to believe that immigrants don't pay taxes?
2. Is Noem leaning on another agency because she's over budget?
3. Weren't we told the IRS is bad and overreaches?
IRS criminal investigators in Chicago being 'deputized' as immigration enforcers under Trump administration plan
At my last company, we couldnβt accept anything that cost more than $50 & had to complete countless hours of mandatory ethics & compliance training, but he gets a plane?
11.05.2025 19:59 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Mon Mothmaβs daughter is the absolute worst #andor
23.04.2025 03:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Foster Charlie and I are at the vet for follow up x-rays. Hopefully sheβs βpassedβ everything clogging up her insides π³
18.04.2025 20:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The universe is punishing me for suggesting we order out last night. I think my orange chicken was made from a fighting rooster because itβs pecking me to death from the inside.
10.04.2025 16:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NEW: The doctor behind breakthrough Parkinsonβs research was among the scientists purged from the National Institutes of Health, the USβs leading medical research agency. www.wired.com/story/doctor...
02.04.2025 00:13 β π 3500 π 1941 π¬ 138 π 199Iβve got better things to do than watch Orange Hitler, such as watching A New Hope for the billionth time, hitting a vape, scratching the chins of my dogs, washing down Chips Ahoy with gin, etc.,etc.
05.03.2025 02:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My mental health isnβt great right now so Iβm trying to find things to be positive about. For example, Iβm depressed and disengaged from the outside world, but I also donβt have a single reason to put a bra on. Thatβs a win.
22.01.2025 19:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beat dad at Yahtzee and shoveled and salted his sidewalks and steps. I was rewarded for both with hot tea and butter cookies. In summation, the butter cookies were a nice bonus
12.01.2025 21:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks @vettix.bsky.social for the great seats
09.01.2025 01:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For the past 10 New Years Eves Iβve made Beef Wellington for my husband. I guess you could say I beef-trapped him. Hereβs this yearβs effort.
01.01.2025 05:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We got new foster puppies for Christmas π The boys are 12 weeks old and available through the Evanston Animal Shelter
21.12.2024 02:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This tracks when you consider that Time also named Hitler Man of the Year in 1938
12.12.2024 13:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve been bullied by my husbandβs dog since he left for a biz trip last night. Sigridβs latest BS was to wake me up at 5:05 a.m. for the sole purpose of letting her out. We have a dog door that her brother uses without issue. I guess having me open two people doors elevates her shitting experience π
11.12.2024 15:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I guess I should be relieved that my husband only objectifies planes π€·πΌββοΈ
26.11.2024 19:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Last night I fell asleep with my iPhone in my hand. At some point I dropped it on my forehead π€¦πΌββοΈ. Dazed, I had to rule out an attempted murder by a stranger, my husband, or one or more of our cats, before stumbling to the kitchen for an ice pack. Blah, blah, blah, Iβm tired this morning
25.11.2024 14:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fostering saves lives. Sometimes you didnβt even know you needed saving until a tiny kitten looks you in the eye and purrs.
24.11.2024 02:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Odin upped his cuddle game on this cold and snowy afternoon
21.11.2024 20:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm baking a cake for the sole reason that my house is cold
21.11.2024 17:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I assume a puppy yawned a couple blocks over π³ BTW, the janky cabinet is there to keep Odin from going through the windowβ¦again. We recently added a bench so Sigrid can be nosey as well.
19.11.2024 22:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Their EP drops on Tuesday
16.11.2024 02:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve got foster kittens
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