Sherri

*drives bye*
*waves*

I downloaded the app again to check something. And since I was here, why not pick on you.

*pops in*
*pops out*

Hmm... I may have one. For a price.

In the course of walking on two roads today, I saw an equal amount of people on their phones. Imagine if that had real consequences.

It was a close one.

I have a strict no shoes in the house policy. That didn't apply today.

I peed all over my old town. Here Im walking through a neighborhood, I think my neighbors may have issue with peeing in their yard.

a cartoon character is standing with his hands on his hips Alt: Frye doing the peepee dance

When you still have 1/2 a mile to walk and need to pee.

The amount of words I have muted grows by the day.

I have found that Im spending more of my doomscrolling hours on Reddit, as it's cheerier.

Mmm

Afterlife. I got lucky with my ghost powers.

It did. Im now dead.

I have a really talented ghost.

I napped, and could use some more napping.

Yeah, I've seen a few "please everyone die" films on there.

I think that walk may have killed me.

We like to keep it complicated up here.

A graphic showing all the dumb ways to measure in Canada.

I do believe you mean this.

They do. I use the Knix ones. They come in all flow types. Mine are the top of the flow chart, and somehow handle me, which is a lot. Theyre an investment upfront, but when you consider I was going through 4-5 boxes of tampons per month, it didnt take long for that investment to pay off.

A pair of period underwear have decided to move out of our house without telling us.
They were washed and dried last month and then, Gone. Just gone. They're not in a single nook, or cranny. I wonder where they moved to. I hope it's nice.

I finished it. It was awful. I mean if I didn't, it would just be the next shitty book. They're all ebooks from the library, so I'm not nearly as discerning as Id be if I were paying my own money to read them.

Sometimes I really wish for that asteroid.

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I could drive to your exit and that was that.

I pray to the kegel gods when I sneeze.

My sneezes can clear an entire postal code, not just a room. They come from my toes on up.

I still cant drive on the highway by you. Good luck!

Phew, that's a lot, but I understand the sticking it out.

This is just so flat. It reads like Ben Stein's voice.