Our new overlords seem to think masculinity is about being a pushy asshole with muscles who will punch you. Their dream world is one filled with the worst people you remember from your high school locker room and plenty of dweebs to shove into lockers to show how manly they are.

So, crazy wind makes me super anxious now.

Cool.

Cool.

I wonder what other vegetables people tried peanut butter on besides celery.

Congrats to "unalive" for replacing "adulting" for the new expression I hate the most.

I keep hearing people ask, will the voters hold Trump accountable if he doesn't deliver on his promises?

He's either a lame duck or intends to stay forever - either way, he don't give two shits about his voters.

They have no problem painting every member of the Democratic party as insane, extreme leftists.

When will people like @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social stop differentiating between MAGA and the GOP?!

It's been almost a decade, they're all just Republicans now.

Just finished my last class at the community college level!
Next step, UMASS Amherst (online) for my B.A.!

I usually don't like it when someone calls me boss. Feels condescending somehow.

Now, jefe on the other hand...

#SkeletonCrew has a latch-key kid who loves stories about the Jedi, plays pretend lightsabers while waiting for the bus, and talks his friends into heading out into the wilderness with shovels... he's basically young me!

Only we never found a starship, just the occasional cache of porn.

I hurt my hand spending about 15 minutes trying to Excalibur the neck out of a partially frozen turkey.

It still hurts.