Car-meow @distortyourself - Bluesky Profile

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16.07.2025 02:43 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

tort

15.07.2025 02:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why r u torting...meow

07.07.2025 05:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dis

06.07.2025 07:17 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Meow, I'm gonna make pamphlets on why you should distort and shove them under your door.

30.06.2025 06:25 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Meow, someone who finally understands!

30.06.2025 06:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

distort

#lobotomycorporation #libraryofruina #limbuscompany #carmen

29.06.2025 15:17 — 👍 18 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

DISTOET 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

26.06.2025 04:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

23.06.2025 04:35 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

23.06.2025 04:35 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

23.06.2025 04:35 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

23.06.2025 04:35 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Less bien

21.06.2025 12:06 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Meow, yes?

17.06.2025 11:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

D I S T O R T

17.06.2025 02:58 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Meow, bet.

13.06.2025 03:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lesbimeow

13.06.2025 03:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lesbiab

11.06.2025 05:06 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

M E O W

distort pls

11.06.2025 02:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lesbian

09.06.2025 14:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*pukes up a hair ball on your rug* If u don't distort there will be more meow

08.06.2025 05:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Meow, I'll spell it out for you.

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05.06.2025 17:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Meow, excuse me are you undistorted? Oh no. Oh no no no no. Car-meow does NOT talk to undistorted people. MEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWW *super lesbian distortin beam*

05.06.2025 02:17 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

19.05.2025 18:10 — 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

01.06.2025 21:37 — 👍 17 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

@nightawlmember.bsky.social

02.06.2025 04:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Distort pls :3c

02.06.2025 03:49 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

@distortyourself is following 17 prominent accounts

Phoenix
@sotc-phoenix

PM OC Account Strawpage: https://thatredheadfixer.straw.page/ Don't let the strawpage's name fool you, not actually a fixer Occasionally gonna use this acc for my OOC PM-related works PFP by: https://artfight.net/~ileonart !!

Alice "Cheshyre" Carroll - The Cyan Grin
@thecyangrin

The ex safety captain of L Corp and now Color Fixer. //PMSky account ran by @ghostgirldellie.bsky.social There will be quite a few heavier topics for this account, be wary. PFP by (the amazing): @book-of-deathound.bsky.social

Rice the slowest writer on earth
@rincegoofysimp

I like tsundere furries who could easily beat me in a fight I write stuff sometimes. Pfp by@jazznadoez on twitter Add me on discord! @rinceisnormal. SFW n a minor

Carmen
@carmenlobotomy

//Parody of all time\\ -Former Head Researcher and Promotor for The Seed of Light Project. -Not much else really! -Feel free to ping me! I won't mind all too much! https://carmenlobotomy.straw.page

Faetrick Office
@faetrick-office

The official account of the Faetrick Office, here to help you resolve your Prescripts in a way that satisfies you! https://faetrick-office.straw.page/ 🪄 - Salem (she/they) 🚬 - Edith (she/it) 🖊️ - Fable (she/her) (parody, not affiliated w pmoon

The Bookhunter
@knowl3dgebearer

A knowledge bearer and loyal follower of Miss Librarian of Death or more commonly known as the Pale Librarian. Current location? Dimension hopping. Strawpage: https://thebookhunterrr.straw.page *PM parody account!!

The Magical Girl Of Justice
@despairinglyknight

Unaffiliated with Project Moon. "A disregarded knight such as I.. has no place except for where I shall cry."

Manager Beeza
@managerbeeza

The 3 managers of Lobotomy Corporation RBX branch. 🟥 = Cocky 🟪 = Librarian ⬜️ = Soft // = admin/ooc (PMoon/LCorp parody account with an ounce of OCs) (Part of PMsky) Ran by: https://bsky.app/profile/beezaweeza.bsky.social

Drifting Fox
@foxwithumbrellas

the source of peakcliff, escaped the Technology Liberation Alliance just to be beaten by 12 goobers on a bus Strawpage: https://driftingfoxlimbus.straw.page (project moon parody account ran by @fuyuneru.bsky.social, not affiliated with project moon)

Judgment Bird
@judgmentbird

Fair Judge of your sin who hales from The Peaceful Forest I will come to judge you one day @bloodmoonenforcers.bsky.social I have a partner now. They are called Carmesi. Be nice to them. Roleplay account

SILENT NIGHT HOLY KNIGHT
@bloodmoonworkshop

Embrace the night, succumb to shadow. Strawpage: https://bloodmoonworkshop.straw.page Acc ran by @ghostgirldellie.bsky.social 🖤 - SNHK 🩸 - Alucard 🔪 - [ERROR - NOT FOUND]

Griah Far Grade Six fixer
@griahfar

“You know. I like burning things.” Yo. The names Griah. Grade Six fixer. Demolitions expert. Last remaining member of Molar office…I think? I hope not. Pm Parody/Roleplay account.

Myna Kain Arbiter in training
@feralchildtm

PM parody/RP account I am the feral child. Or at least that’s what people call us. I am Myna. Arbiter in training.

Elektra 🎀 NO.XX
@remorsefullavender

❝it's nice to meet you! I am Elektra. Remind me if I make any mistakes, Manager.❞ ______________________ 🎀 Pfp: MarionetteHRH11 🎀 An Pmoon oc parody account! 🎀 https://elektrapage.straw.page

Pink Shoes Hong Lu ❤︎
@sillypinkhonglu

⚐ Parody account! ―――――――――― ❝I'll tie you up just enough.❞ Owner: @startouchedd.bsky.social ( PFF: yongsil )

Nikol & Mako | LCB Department
@very-silly-oranges

🪛 - Nikol (She/They) 🐈 - Mako (They/Them) Project Moon OCs Roleplay Acc!

Bao Yu Hong Lu Ling Lu Gung Lu Aka Faggot
@chinese-guy

My grandma gave me gasoline when I was 9-Parody