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Max Scherzer is my favorite millennial

17.10.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine going to an Amish community and thinking β€œdefinitely none of these people are autistic”

23.09.2025 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If my friends don’t do this after I die I’ll know they actually didn’t give a shit about me

22.09.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pitching a new superhero whose power is he’s awesome at getting shot in the neck

21.09.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what’s that expression, when your whole country and the rest of the world thinks you’re a giant oozing asshole maybe youβ€˜re the problem

21.09.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A legion of masked ICE goons descending on Tom Homan like the hyenas and Scar in Lion King

21.09.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kash Patel always looks like a fly just flew into his mouth

19.09.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like no one at Disney even watched Andor

18.09.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Only in America would the firing of the guy from the Man Show be the confirmation it’s full blown fascism.

18.09.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 322    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Kind of fucked up the FBI used the texts I send my girlfriend to frame that kid

17.09.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So they don't just applaud old Nazis

15.09.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DeLillo we need Libra 2 now

11.09.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

media: agree or disagree with him, we should respect what Kirk added to the discourse.
What Kirk added: I honestly think I could have done Auschwitz better.

11.09.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can’t wait to choke back tears during the Charlie Kirk moment of silence at UFC White House

11.09.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feel like Utah is one of those states where it's less suspicious to just walk around with the gun

11.09.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is like John Lennon for people who believe in phrenology

11.09.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion: My estranged father died in hospital after years of drug use. He was more than a statistic It goes without saying that there wasn’t a large inheritance from my father. But I did get one thing: empathy

Wrote about losing my dad for @theglobeandmail.com

www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti...

18.07.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion: My estranged father died in hospital after years of drug use. He was more than a statistic It goes without saying that there wasn’t a large inheritance from my father. But I did get one thing: empathy

Incredible piece from comedian and head writer of 22 Minutes @foisman.bsky.social on the loss of his father after years of drug use

"if only this country was as good at taking care of his living body as they were with his dead body, he might still be around"

I've got some gift links left if needed

18.07.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What about all the evil, dumb shit?

02.05.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RFK Jr. to End 'Godsend' Narcan Program That Helped Reduce Overdose Deaths Despite His Past Heroin Addiction Despite overcoming heroin addiction himself, RFK Jr. is backing plans to cut a critical Narcan program that helped reduce overdose deaths.

Republicans going to end the opioid crisis by letting the opioids win

30.04.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And now Mark Carney will have to do the difficult work of somehow getting Conservative MPs to support an agenda of tax cuts, austerity, and pipeline expansion.

29.04.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I challenge any Canadian to tell me what Sullivan’s Crossing is about

29.04.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
25.04.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The pope talked to JD Vance for half an hour and thought β€œfuck it, I’m out”

21.04.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The logical conclusion of corporations being β€œfunny”

18.04.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't there like a whole show about autistic people dating?

17.04.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the Kill Tony Netflix special the prequel to Adolescence

11.04.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he should be rooting for the globalists to speed it up. every single athlete transitions, until we’re square.

06.04.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that Canada is all Canada-centric again, my very funny friends and I who have been honing our skills as comedians, writers, and actors for 20 years can finally make a really funny TV show right? πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Maybe some movies?

30.03.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

We’re in the zone of interest but the zone is a Morgan Wallen concert

28.03.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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