squeaky

squeaky!: let's make that 297 CptYoloWaffle: What Sqeaky what did you do

and no, i don’t know spanish. but dtmf always makes me tear up

desert island…? deserted? dessert? idk but i’m bringing my 3ds with new leaf

you can’t stop me from watching any of those 2nd/3rd gen kpop nostalgia videos. truly peak

never buy the chocolate syrup from autozone. my sundae was AWFUL

gonna address the elephant in the room here. 2016 mostly sucked

make all the “motorcycles and grand pianos” jokes u want.. yamaha makes some GOOD musical instruments!!!

you rly only have one life to live. make it weird

cry me a puddle. crying a river would make u dehydrated :(

never considered the socioeconomic effects of being too swag… should i be worried?

gonna learn how to read books so i can aura farm on the bus

say “i’m a little guy” and no one bats an eye. say “i’m a little gay” and everyone loses their minds

goodbye clouds of gray, hello skies of blue.. haha get it!! it’s like bluesky but from high school musical 2

justin bieber wearing said outfit

never say never era was peak justin bieber. the white jacket OVER the purple hoodie made fashion history

gonna start carrying smooth flat rocks everywhere in case of a spontaneous rock skipping competition

tell people how you feel!! we gotta be more honest with each other

a cross-country amtrak ride would fix me

lie about your employment history on your resume. the worst that can happen is embarrassment, rejection, wasted time… uhhh… actually maybe don’t

and with the metro rewind update… I MADE IT!!! TOP .9% LET’S GOOOO!! i’d like to thank @wmata.com and beyoncé and everyone that believed in me #metrorewind #wmata

hurt people hurt people. happy people.. happy people?

you can’t comprehend my planning capabilities. i am thinking in terms of decades instead of minutes or hours. allow me to demonstrate: when im 50 i will want to eat a grilled cheese

that’s the car-dependent infrastructure shedding period

is there an industry that stranger things DOESN’T have a collab with

i don’t know what this says about me but i will ALWAYS find vending machine malfunctions funny

you always have the best replies. i can’t keep up

referring to the entire female reproductive system as “vagina” is like calling the digestive system “esophagus”

this is my first post in 2026.

the hydrated life isn’t for everyone

does anyone here play video games