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SRE for a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FWSE. He/him. Probably looking for some fruit tea. @lukegb@treehouse.systems over there

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Any other people I know (or who know me, or who want to come say hi) who are currently at #WHY2025?

09.08.2025 10:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't help but read the second sentence in the Jet2 Holidays ad-read voice

28.07.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are finally ready to announce that EMF 2026 will happen on July 16-19, 2026, at Eastnor Castle Deer Park, Herefordshire.

Expect more updates soon as we start spinning up the organisation again.

20.07.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 115    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Post by Electromagnetic Field, @emf@emfcamp.org We are finally ready to announce that EMF 2026 will happen on July 16-19, 2026, at Eastnor Castle Deer Park, Herefordshire. Expect more updates soon as we start spinning up the organisation again.

Woo, EMF 2026 dates are announced (social.emfcamp.org/@emf/statuse...) - July 16-19, 2026 this time.

20.07.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An LGBTQ+ pride flag formatted in the layout of the SMPTE "color bars" test pattern used for broadcast television. The first set of columns use the colors of the gay pride flag, with the addition of the original SMPTE color on the final column. The second set of columns contains two pride flags - the pansexual flag horizontally, and the asexual flag flipped and horizontal. The final set of columns contains the three colors of the transgender flag and the two POC-inclusive colors, followed by the original bar gradient from the SMPTE ECR-1-1978 pattern.

An LGBTQ+ pride flag formatted in the layout of the SMPTE "color bars" test pattern used for broadcast television. The first set of columns use the colors of the gay pride flag, with the addition of the original SMPTE color on the final column. The second set of columns contains two pride flags - the pansexual flag horizontally, and the asexual flag flipped and horizontal. The final set of columns contains the three colors of the transgender flag and the two POC-inclusive colors, followed by the original bar gradient from the SMPTE ECR-1-1978 pattern.

since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it...

i now unveil to you my greatest invention:
color bars pride flag

30.06.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13724    ๐Ÿ” 4752    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 176    ๐Ÿ“Œ 177

is that a promise or a threat though

29.06.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the same way the Chrome folks were totally within their rights to say "err, maybe don't depend on this endpoint directly from your libraries/apps" - don't blame them because they announced a change to that endpoint coming up several months ago and you failed to respond at all.

22.06.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly pretty shocked at the apps that decided that using this single-maintainer open source NO WARRANTY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED project to mediate connections _to their own API backend_ was a good idea.

22.06.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"British public wrong about nearly everything, survey shows" โ€” headline in The Independent in 2013

"British public wrong about nearly everything, survey shows" โ€” headline in The Independent in 2013

It's never a bad time to remind everyone:

04.06.2024 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1107    ๐Ÿ” 342    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

hmmmmmmmm

13.06.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sign In | Sentry

I've had the "auth" org on the Sentry hosted SaaS product for ages (judging by my email, 2019). This leads to the hilarious consequence that sentry.io/auth/ leads to a signin page that sends me an email saying you requested access, but the actual login page for Sentry is at sentry.io/auth/login/

09.06.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

test received

08.06.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it just me that's like "hmm, this supposed 'new UK-EU deal' to allow UK citizens to use EU e-gates comes very suspiciously close to when EES is supposed to come into effect"?

I mean, I'm sure the details of said deal will take until, say, October to hammer out...

19.05.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
O2 VoLTE: locating any customer with a phone call Privacy is dead: For multiple months, any O2 customer has had their location exposed to call initiators without their knowledge.

lol, oops mastdatabase.co.uk/blog/2025/05...

17.05.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

good morning

14.05.2025 10:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™ve sent me a text and I didnโ€™t respond please know that I didnโ€™t forget you, youโ€™ll live on in my subconscious as a vague sense of dread forever

13.05.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1762    ๐Ÿ” 458    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
A screenshot of the "check-in" section of British Airway's booking management site. It reads:

Online check-in not available.
Self-service check-in not available.
Airport desk check-in not available.

A screenshot of the "check-in" section of British Airway's booking management site. It reads: Online check-in not available. Self-service check-in not available. Airport desk check-in not available.

Well, guess checking in is optional then :p

09.05.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 07.05.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
A screenshot of an SMS sent from EE, that reads "Hi from EE.
Thanks."

A screenshot of an SMS sent from EE, that reads "Hi from EE. Thanks."

I love nonsensical SMSes from my mobile phone carrier

25.04.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the loathing of british media is perfectly cromulent

...I guess it can still be unhealthy though, as a treat

22.04.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

21.04.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17811    ๐Ÿ” 4943    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 801    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2057
British Post Office scandal - Wikipedia

Me to someone at work, about the Student Loans Company in the UK:

Yeah, it does feel like they've outsourced their accounting software to Fujitsu, like the Post Office

(for those not in the know: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British...)

09.04.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No more suitcase corner?

22.03.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup... :( should've gone the other direction, I think I could've got my tyre inflated free at the other place :p

22.03.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Made it to a nearby bike shop, who charged me ยฃ1 for the pleasure of half-inflating my tyre

22.03.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Out and about, and I get a flat tyre

No problem, I have a spare inner tube

My bike handpump decides to give up after 3 or 4 pumps

Welp, guess I'm being told Not To Continue This Trip :p

22.03.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no bully ;;

22.03.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My post was delayed due to being a moron

22.03.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Friday, everyone

21.03.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Monzo running stand-in on GCP is terrifying, but at least it's just stand-in so even if I'm having a bad day I can still buy lunch

:p

21.03.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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