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I'm following the same basic tenet I followed over on Twatter: I'm not that interesting and I'm probably only going to post when I'm drunk enough

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Exactly how pretty were these four big young black men? :D

05.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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First sign of self-awareness this turnip has ever shown.

22.09.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was in Colorado Springs twice yesterday. I feel compelled to claim the Shaggy Defense.

21.08.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Johnny Bluejeans sayin' what we all thinkin'

30.07.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Made this a while back. Seemed relevant.

12.06.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BRING THE NOISE

02.05.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pictured left is Steve Rogers aka Captain America
Pictured right is Mr Rogers

Pictured left is Steve Rogers aka Captain America Pictured right is Mr Rogers

Follow the Two Rogers Rule:
Don't do what they wouldn't.
Absolutely do what they would.
#BeAGoodNeighbor
#PunchANazi

02.05.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1121    πŸ” 294    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 23

It's pronounced "DEE-brus"

01.05.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My hand with a very real and extremely authentic gang tattoo!

My hand with a very real and extremely authentic gang tattoo!

Just got my new tattoo!

30.04.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit. I saw them in concert at a big youth assembly in Orlando in ... 1985? 86? I accidentally spit on Mylon at the meet-and-greet afterward.

27.04.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine is a kinda big guy, and I always ask him about the weather. He is, after all, a meaty urologist.

24.04.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a legal historian here reminding everyone that β€œhigh crimes and misdemeanors” do not need to be felonies.

They can include political abuses and stupidity, like, hypothetically, destroying the economy and wiping out people’s savings in 3 days.

07.04.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 24027    πŸ” 6609    πŸ’¬ 502    πŸ“Œ 287
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Elon’s Downfall

02.04.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4760    πŸ” 1533    πŸ’¬ 233    πŸ“Œ 444

So THAT'S why everything sucks.

24.03.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Except everyone's playing Judas.

18.03.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The GOP is filled with the worst people.

15.03.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3829    πŸ” 1296    πŸ’¬ 253    πŸ“Œ 93

I hear that's illegal now

14.03.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!

12.03.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 16341    πŸ” 4922    πŸ’¬ 799    πŸ“Œ 760

Ooooh, SOMEBODY's trying to jump the line of the spineless toadies queued up to lick clean the Incontinent Ignoramus's mudhole.

04.03.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

02.03.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 54282    πŸ” 37188    πŸ’¬ 2038    πŸ“Œ 3085

When I need a mainline injection of unbridled joy, one song that invariably puts a smile on my face (regardless of my mood) is Dare by Gorillaz. Especially if you watch along with the music video.

01.03.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cosigned, endorsed, and stamped.

28.02.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gosh, and all it took was a whole bunch of polls showing that hardly anybody is happy with the performative stunts by Shitler and Twitler for the legacy media to start calling a spade a spade.

23.02.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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DOGE assembles for a team portrait

06.02.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking useless inert lump. New leadership needed. Job requisite: one working fucking spine.

03.02.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fascinated enough yet?

01.02.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 375    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 8

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