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@donk3yoaty.bsky.social

Cyclist, hiker, offline gamer, music lover, LFC and Cat dad. 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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An antithesis to this theme is suggested by The MC5, a bold course of action is proposed for a world overrun with jams.

15.11.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Practicing telekinesis on tea cups is most likely what he's up to.

13.11.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did he not pinch it from Morgan Rogers?

10.11.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meant it.πŸ˜‰πŸ‘ˆ

17.09.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, it looks like I've not been able to make a clear point. To clarify
I was glad the afd were drowned out by the recording of a choir.
The suggestion by the afd that the choir was state sponsored was laughable.
I'm gonna take a break from making smart arsed comments on the internet for a while.

04.08.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That was the point I was making.

04.08.2025 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful, a state funded protest choir is pushing the bounds of plausibility even for the populists.

04.08.2025 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the poker analogy is a busted flush now.

03.08.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Trump dirt will continue to dribble out." Is the most haunting sentence I've encountered. *Protracted entire body shiver*

25.07.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Curtains for this young man's political ambitions.

23.07.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Homan has a face straight from a butchers floor.

11.07.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're going to have a homo erectus looking pastor at least fix the lighting so it doesn't accentuate his sloping brow.

09.07.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But it's live streamed 24/7.

01.07.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"There is nothing to worry about." Said the mouth of Sauron, a spokesman for the company.

30.06.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, what a regular, everyday male human thing to do, those geezers must be sound as a bloomin' pound squire.

18.06.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big man needs to switch up his interview game, leaning up against the doorway like a drunk in a kebab shop and the cruelty specials in front of that dirty fireplace are old hat now. He needs to add a bit of excitement to it, maybe an interview while wrestling a bear or pissing on an electric fence.

17.06.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That hairline was never meant for this world, recede in peace.

12.06.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A.I. could never write anything this boring.

05.06.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like the far right don't do their homework or research, maybe even don't ask any questions.

03.06.2025 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mr Trump then shrieked " Cacaw, Cacaw." And shambled past reporters with his arms flapping out to the side.

20.05.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's a full-time prick too.

13.05.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely wouldn't mind if the 3 of them pissed broken glass for the rest of their lives.

10.05.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like a projection of togetherness in a loveless marriage?

09.05.2025 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't this dude richer than Smaug?

09.05.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of people want to tell you what a smart guy JD Vance is, I'm yet to be convinced.

02.05.2025 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Him: how can she see me? I'm invisible.
Her: why did you invite this simpleton into our home.

24.04.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Percentage of people tired of winning - 0%

24.04.2025 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Data suggests that Cunha could start a fight in an empty house.

24.04.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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