Excello Supremo

Mentally saying "Wed-Nes-Day" when writing the word Wednesday.

This AI ride the float commercial is a travesty. What happened to ads with soil like the Taco Bell dog or the wazzup frogs

Is Wilson Fisk mayor of New York, yet?

“My galactic republic devolved into a fascist empire again, guys. Where am I going wrong?? Thinking of trying another galactic republic. Thoughts??”

Abdul Carter - whoo, that’s a relief. I was legit worried they’d take a QB 😂😂😂

[gentle voice] babe. babe, wake up- i made you some hotel room coffee with sink water

Meme of the guy who looks like a Kirkland Abraham Lincoln standing up at a town meeting and speaking his mind while his fellow townsfolk look up at him Update: It’s actually a Norman Rockwell painting called “Freedom of Speech,” so that’s fun

LOVE IS BLIND IS NEITHER A TRUE EXPERIMENT NOR AN INTERNALLY VALID TEST OF ITS OWN EMPIRICAL QUESTION

[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]

me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit

If you see this, post
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no explanation.

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

@zeets.bsky.social saw this elsewhere. Want to acknowledge its truths and want to bring it to the forefront:

I lost my job. USDA Forest Service. My probation was up next week. I did everything right. I took a GS-7 role with a master’s degree just to get my foot in the door. I spent years doing seasonal fieldwork for low pay, working in remote places, gaining experience, and building skills, just for a chance at a permanent position. I was about to be a GS-9. I wrote NEPA reports. I conducted field surveys. I worked fire support. I dedicated myself to this work because I believed in it. Public lands don’t manage themselves. The wildlife, watersheds, and forests we protect don’t just stay protected without people on the ground making it happen. My coworkers and I took on that responsibility, often in places most people never think about but that matter more than they know. And now? Just like that, I’m out. Edit: I’ve consistently supported progressive policies and have voted Democrat in every national and local election since I was 18. I do appreciate folks asking, I have some coworker having a serious 'leopards ate my face' moment right now.

This comment on r/fednews really stood out to me. Trump and Musk want people to think they're firing do-nothing "bureaucrats," but they're really getting rid of people dedicated to serving this country and keeping it operational. I hope these stories get told.

he looks like an NPC from a fucking PS2 game

this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

Dana and marty at the end of cabin in the woods. Dana is hitting a joint hard. They are both covered in blood.

The vibe atm in the United states

I’m in the same position.

I shared with some friends how much I was looking forward to the Fantastic Four movie and they spent the next ten minutes saying how much they hate this Marvel movie or that one or the whole MCU and why can’t they make Godfather level films. It’s hard to enjoy things anymore.

Government workers when DOGE shows up.

i'm sensing some broader parallels

Woke up to the Luca trade - What a stupid mess that is. We’ve all seen what happens when a team sheds talent to maximize profits over wins. Mavs are on a downward trajectory?

I thought this was from the NYT Pitchbot. But it’s real.

“We must end gender ideology,” say the people who believe that heterosexuality should be enforced with state violence and that women should have the legal status of permanent children.

dril tweet: "CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke. He won't do it.!"

the discourse

A person stands, back to the camera, in a jacket with 6 large pockets on the back of his jacket. In front of them is a server behind a concession stand labeled “pockets.”

“I think you’ve had enough, sir.”

Sources: Snyder 'hates' Commanders success Sources close to the ex-Commanders owner say he remains in denial over what led to his ouster from the NFL.

I love this article because it’s just like “hey let’s call up that loser’s closest friends and see if they’ll gossip about how mad he is” and they sure did

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He who controls the cream, controls the universe.

I don’t get headaches often but when I do, I’m down for the count. How do folks who get these frequently function?

I’m shocked this is where we are. I really saw promise, but this season has just gone off the rails