Prestidigitation

I’ve now beaten more than half the Balatro decks on gold stake difficulty, it’s not a problem I swear

Oh to be a Home Depot bird flying and screaming above a sea of alien technology

Sinners was so good but if you saw it, liked it, and haven’t see the sequel to the Shinning watch Dr. Sleep right now

I just one-shot read the novella A Short Stay in Hell and I think it rearranged my brain chemistry

I attempted to use a weighted blanket for the first time and I woke up feeling like I ran a marathon in my sleep, this thing is getting banished to using while doom scrolling on the couch only

We’ll have to settle for playing RuneScape: Dragonwilds when it releases

Is this not just your every day style?

Why am I in my own bsky discover feed? I’m already trying as hard as I can to run away from my own thoughts

First Thundercat played for Yo Gabba Gabba, now there’s an Orville Peck collab with the Wiggles. Next up Dorian Electra is gonna appear in a Ms. Rachel video.

Severance but it’s just me and the version of me between my alarm going off and getting out of bed, I hate that guy

Sad that Pattinson didn’t follow in Austin Butlers after Elvis and get suck speaking in a Steve-O accent after Mickey 17

Roll cake 🍰

A cool jacket counts as shapewear

At the point in being single where I’m about to start asking my cool friends to set me up on blind dates like it’s the 90s

Considering putting everything in my life on hold and getting heavily invested in Hello Kitty Island Adventure next week

I’m pretty sure I could do the whole Sisyphean boulder rolling hell thing if they added roguelite mechanics

I’m convinced that fruit cream cake is actually everyone’s favorite form of cake and if it’s not you just haven’t come to terms with the truth

Would you still love me if I was a podcast ad for online gambling?

I’m not going to post my Spotify wrapped, it just told me I was depressed last year

I’m going to take a controversial stance and say that I would like my friends to not be haunted

An adorable cat asking to be pet

This is the “you don’t have to go to work today, right?” face

Finally getting to play D&D again after a long time has me clawing at the walls of my enclosure to get back to writing one shots and Monster of the Week stuff

Time to continue my futile journey of trying to get all my STL friends into competitive table tennis 🏓

Cat tax cat tax cat tax

Download one of those iPad apps people use to get their cats to tap random moving creatures

First post on a new social media platform is required to be mediocre but trust me, it’s all downhill from here