Nacho Swanson

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Siegfried’s Long Call from Twilight of the Garage (Gäragerdämmerung)

I described #Neotropolis to someone today as "4000 people playing characters from a movie called Blade Runner 42069"

Irish-Americans were smart to invent a holiday where you have to kiss them. I'm inventing one for Indian-Americans that's hand stuff.

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

I'm not saying the secret Resistance plans are hidden in my balls, but there's one way to find out

Seen elsewhere and it’s totally appropriate:

Elon Musk gets a lot of hate.

But it's not enough. We can do better.

It was ❤️ at first sight #PresidentsDay

if simply throwing my big dick at every problem didn't work, I wouldn't try it every time.

I literally forwarded this to my evangelical mom

I should just use this account to livetweet listening to CSPAN radio; I feel like that would be a good soundtrack to the end of the world

hell, we don't even need to build those; a cybertruck frunk appears to already have that functionality

I'm not saying Star Trek Discovery season 5 is worse than the dystopia happening around us, but for fuck's sake why is the writing on this show so stupid? It's like a video game plot except every character is and mentally ill and making farewell monologues daily

An American Tail 3: Handmaid's Tail

jesus, they're not even being subtle about it

adulthood as fuck. I just got a Roomba and this seems very exciting and also it's getting googly eyes immediately.

damn, I should try that

not all heroes wear capes

hiiiiiiiiiii

stripper named Crystal Pepsi

hey, remember that holiday Folgers commercial? fuck you, you do now.

Starting a list of all the Wastelanders; reply if you want me to add you to the list!
#wastelandweekend #fallout #postapocalypse #dirtfam

a dimly lit mirror selfie of a nude fellow who looks like he makes it to the gym a couple times a month and takes mirror nudes daily

working on the lighting in here and I gotta say, I'm not mad at it

there should be an app that shows us where all the billionaires live, like the one with the sex offenders.

honestly same

I just farted in the shower and it was so bad it reminded me how to feel something again

the lesson this week: violence is ~sometimes~ the answer

I mean keep on skeeting without answering my question that you seem to think is v easy to answer, I have a policy about wasting more than 3 posts on random clowns sooo

just consider that the media is pushing the ghost angle despite it making zero difference in this context and you took the bait