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We get tons of Canadians in my village in the winter. They will swim in 20/68 degree water. Mad men! I got in my pool today & almost died. It was 22/72 degrees.

We also see a lot of Canadians w heat stroke. I always keep ice water in my truck this time of year. 🥵

And this is the “cool” season.

lol. Never heard that one.
I saw Canadians out jogging in shorts when I was in Quebec in the middle of a November blizzard. Y’all are polar bear wild.

We’re so acclimated to the heat that when we had a cold spell a few weeks ago (got down to the 60s 🥶🥶), my dude constructed a homemade heater out of candles, cinder blocks & a pizza stone. It worked!

Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods, including suburban strip malls and college towns.

On a scale of Don Draper’s swinging lifestyle to cul de sac cannibalism, what stage of end-stage capitalism are we at when people start selling their blood to buy food? Asking for America.

I asked our Mayan’s friend’s daughter to tell me the names of the season here. She didn’t understand so I thought I was using the wrong word. She finally got it and said, “We only have one season here. Hot season.” 🔥🔥

When you live in Yucatán where it’s hot 19 months a year & your electric bill is $600/month, you just adopted your third rescue dog & you can’t afford a dipping pool.

I give you the Yucatán Cold Shower, amigos. 😆

I made that mistake once & had to go to an emergency therapy appointment.

💔💔💔

Can you imagine being a little 10 or 12 year old girl and have this ghoul’s face coming at you in the dark, knowing no one is coming to rescue you? Good God. These people need to rot in hell.

*Long My Valley, located in the Mekong Delta.

He only ever told me that Viet Nam was a beautiful country. He never talked about the war.

My dad served in Viet Nam. He worked on airplanes. Here he is in My Lai Valley before I was on the planet

My dad died 25 years ago today.

Too young. Too soon.

Miss you forever. ❤️

Authoritarians fear ridicule more than protest.

😂😂😂

Russia shrugs off Trump’s tariff threats on those who provide oil to Cuba The comments came in response to a question about whether Russia was concerned about the Trump administration's tariff threats.

President Sheinbaum of MX is also giving the orange cyst the middle finger 🖕 and sending oil to Cuba.

There are actual adults running countries outside of the US & they don’t fucking care if that rotting corpse haunting the Oval Office likes it or not. His power is waning. We all know it.

She’s Mexican proud and Mexican strong, so she might beat the odds. But it’s not really about time for her. That’s the pain I carry for her.

For her, it’s about love and she knows she’s loved every single moment since I picked her up from under that RV. ❤️❤️🐾🐾

She’s been such a joy in my life. She barely leaves my side now. All hugs and kisses and chicken and love and howling.

I’ve spoiled her rotten since I found her. She’s been such a beautiful companion. So much love. My dude and I both decided, no “death watch.”

Dogs don’t understand time, but they do understand love. So that’s what we’re giving her with the time her Mayan gods have decided to give us with her.

Aaaaaaoooooo!!!!

She’s only 4, so I’m jealous for more time with her. But there’s nothing I could have done. She was born with a congenital defect. I found her living under an abandoned RV here in MX when she was 6 months old. She’s been with me since. And always will be ❤️🐾

My sweet girl Bebe was diagnosed with congestive heart failure failure 2 months ago. Prognosis is 6-12 months. So every day, we howl. Here we are. Aaaa-oooo!!!!

“PS: Invite to the next murder-a-baby party? I’ll bring Tallulah!!! She’s cute!” Elon

For real, these people need banishment from civil society forever. From human society.

Yeah, the ones telling us we’re past our prime at 30, but they’re already bald & fat and we’re swinging around town looking fabulous 😆

I want to be the human who got some of those
missing genes! Like, the ones that let me talk to dolphins, metabolize pasta faster than carrots & live to 900 years old.

I know lol. I want to see the genetically diverse people who didn’t make it past the bottleneck. Like, were they super tall? Super short? Did they look like elves or have pig noses? I need to know these things. 😆

And wasn’t there a bottleneck in humanity 800,000 years ago? The population was reduced to a chilling 1500 humans & it very nearly ended w our extinction. I’d have to go read about it again, but I remember that number. All of humanity inside a concert hall. It reduced human diversity by 60% forever

1000 men and 1000 women, all unrelated, so 2000 unique base-pairs.

Right? I read somewhere that to restart a human population you need at minimum 2000 base-pairs, so I would assume that’s 1000 men and 1000 women. Otherwise, your population will eventually succumb to genetic drift & inbreeding within roughly 200 years.

Uppity Negress is giving me life right now. We need a million more just like her.

NPD is a learned behavior, unlike psychopathy or sociopathy. Trump displays traits beyond NPD, like sadism (distinct from lack of empathy). He actively enjoys inflicting pain (emotional/physical) on others. So I could only guess at a full diagnosis, but he ticks every single NPD box & that’s enough