Sissy (Ain't enough tea for this nonsense)

You do NOT want to become the main character of the day when so many chronically online people are stuck at home because of a damn blizzard. I’ll tell you that much.

Here is @aoc.bsky.social thankfully telling everyone exactly what to do to stop a concentration camp from being built where you live.

Please take it to heart and take action.

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

So in the wake of the Epstein revelations, @wired.com posts an article about how it’s actually gay men running the tech industry on private sex islands. Except unlike the Epstein files, the writer couldn’t provide real evidence.

Way to look like you’re running interference for a pedo ring.

YouTube video by halcyon tonight mst3k - tom sings the 70s

An MST3K segment that always lives rent free in my head:
(From Episode 814, "Riding with Death")
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAzf...

a) pedocon theory remains undefeated

b) I’m sorry his name is WESLEY R. DINGUS???

Must be nice.

Hanger: "Look into my eyes..."
My silly ass: "YES, SIR!"

That feel when you see Kenny's promo and immediately think about how @crys134.bsky.social will react 🤭

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HOLY FUCK--

Me before pressing play: Oh, I'm sure it's weird, but it can't be that weird...
Me after watching: And that's my biggest regret of the day. God dammit.

RNC Research seems to be assuming something, yes?

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Secretary of Health and Human Services for the United States.

The SAVE act is part of the MEGA Act.

THE KING OF FIGHTERS '94

THE KING OF FIGHTERS '94

Never thought I'd say "I'm takin' my condolences back", but there's a first for everything. Damn.

Drafts work 👍

That’s what’s up.

Duncan Robinson is too old for this shit. 😂

WHAT?! HIS GOVERNMENT NAME AIN'T HANGMAN McPAGE?!
/s

I have two:
"This is gonna suck."
"But is the menace with us? Or is the monster gone?"

Post a banger that isn't in English

(It starts as a lovely ballad full of pathos, and she has to stop because the fans are screaming so much beautiful love at her, but about three minutes in, she rips your ears off)

youtu.be/wrHr-WAqNd8?...

HE ABOUT TO CURSE SOMEONE AGAIN?
Lord... 🤣

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

lol Twitter is down

I saw at the end that it was a bloody MAHA commercial

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

Triller not even bothering with "Be kind, rewind" tonight

It was unclear if Mr. Trump was aware that the clip had been included in the video before he shared it. It was unclear how the clip was made, although it appeared to have been generated by A.I. The clip appeared to have been taken from a video that was shared in October by a user on X whose watermark is shown, with the caption “President Trump: King of the Jungle,” and an emoji of a lion.

The New York Times has finally covered the Trump video of Obama as an ape — and they are still providing cover for him. Fuck the Times.

By the way, I watched the whole clip that the Obama part is from. It's got two Lion King characters. The rest are just animals with Democrats' faces and Trump as a lion.