crop 'em top 'em robot

Anna mumbling next to me: "Italy reminding everyone they invented the profession that killed princess Diana"

worst thing about instagram's "suggested" posts is that you'll see a picture of the most beautiful sandwich in the world & it's a weekend special at a cafe 800 miles away in a small midwestern town. we weren't meant to know about all the beautiful sandwiches we can't eat

for real. i see a headline that's like "are there any vegans left in 2026?" because the bnaturl burgr stock tanked & i'm just over here eating my chana masala like i have the last 14 years

imo similar to the hipsters of yore, vegans are disappearing from public consciousness because we're everywhere: in your local coffeehouse's oat latte special, the "cruelty free" skincare labels, the subtle rebranding of corn oil-enriched products as "plant based"

seeing discourse™ about veganism being over is so funny. like i grew up when boca burgers were the only meat substitute in the frozen aisle of food lion. the first vegan sausage i tasted was homemade with tvp. you have no idea what i endured to get here!

it fills me with incandescent rage when that one singer refers to rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as "rudy." no one calls him that

eating out of the fridge for a week to make room for a thanksgiving dinner that we'll then eat out of the fridge for a week

guys training to look like the terminator to land a tall goth gf...meanwhile iain from bakeoff is getting by just fine by making bread & having a gay earring (complimentary)

selfie of anna wearing a "feral for the free press" tank top

did you know that NPR sells cropped muscle tanks & if you buy one it supports independent news broadcasting

tracking climate change by which week of bakeoff is super hot to the point that everyone's bakes are ruined

they say you can't recapture childhood joy but have you ever given candy to a tiny rumi from kpop demon hunters (2025)

visibly gay as in the guy selling merch at this punk show started sharing recommendations for local establishments that are "accepting" & "don't tolerate intolerance" with no prompting

delighted to find out there's a little league champ named MAXEN SNOOZY?!

let's pretend i didn't get matching jollibee × katseye "chickenjoy gnarly" tees for me & gwen as a statement against consumption rather than because they sold out immediately

they should invent miles that run themselves

mother, maiden, drone?

woman sitting on a bench among piles of leaves

it's 88 degrees but wegmans has the cinnamon brooms out

every other transit service in america:

amtrak: folks, feel free to step out onto the platform if you want to smoke a cigarette. you have 10 minutes to smoke a cigarette at this stop. 1 hour till the next smoke break after that. smokers, how you doing? this stop is for you

Kelce, Mahomes-backed pickleball venue heads to Houston area We're sure the Kansas City Chiefs stars will be there in spirit.

taylor swift's boyfriend :(

me at 4:55pm: can't wait to kick back & do nothing for the rest of the day

me at 10:12pm: can i learn how to echolocate from youtube videos

if i were gwyneth i'd put a little nod to it in the next goop gift guide, like an enormous pair of $27,000 sunglasses with the caption: "play it cool and keep a low profile at your next big event"

YouTube video by Josie ANDREA GIBSON - HONEY

find someone who loves you like andrea gibson loved whoever they wrote "honey" about

the first lines of andrea gibson i ever heard were on angel haze's cover of same love: "i am living today as someone i had not yet become yesterday / and tonight i will borrow only pieces of who i was today." it feels impossible somehow that they're gone

actually though the big recession indicator is having zero (0) irl derby friends at rollercon this year

jenny nicholson barbie video you can't come soon enough

Poster for Salt City Roller Derby’s Double Header on Saturday, July 19, 2025. The event takes place at the Fulton Community Ice Arena, 605 W. Broadway, Fulton, NY 13069. Doors open at 3 PM. Game 1 – 4 PM: SCRD Travel Team vs. Pepper Pop-Ins (Mashup Team) Game 2 – 6 PM: Beginner Level Open Scrimmage Admission is $15; kids 12 and under are free. Attendees are encouraged to bring a chair to sit near the action. Ticket info is available via QR code and at www.saltcityrollerderby.com. The background features a gritty, scratched texture with red, black, and white accents. A skater in a Salt City Roller Derby jersey and red shorts is shown in motion in the middle. The WFTDA logo appears near the QR code.

🧂We’re back and ready to season things up again! Salt City Roller Derby returns to the track on Saturday, July 19 with a DOUBLE HEADER that'll bring the flavor.

🛼 Game 1 – 4 PM: SCRD Travel Team vs. the Pepper Pop-Ins (mashup team)

🛼 Game 2 – 6 PM: Beginner-Level Open Scrimmage

this year's goal is to do a derby triathlon (bike to scrimmage, scrimmage, go out dancing)

well now there's an ultimate frisbee wives & girlfriends reality show-shaped hole in my heart

the only winners on queer ultimatum are the bffs who are clearly itching for a breakup. imagine if you've secretly hated your friend's gf for years & one day you get a text like "hey can you go on national television analyzing my chemistry with another girl who i just met"

Australian Basketball Player Caitlin Mary Cunningham, aka Caitlin Dark

I have been made aware of the existence of the goth Australian basketball player and my life will never be the same