Sarah Giffrow

Finally, a good reason to hate Nvidia other than avoiding monopoly!

Halloween is the best holiday because it's all about people giving neighbors and strangers treats for free and telling kids how awesome they are.

A lot of folks are still having trouble saying @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's name, so I made a little PSA to help

Beverly Crusher: I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter in my grandmother's journal.

Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother

My kid is raccoon Mario. WE ARE ALL MARIO

Person dressed in a Mario hat, gold shirt, shiny silver overalls, and a mustache, holding a pixelated starman

It’s a-me!

The amount of cackling out loud I just did at this

If you're in Portland trying to stretch the last of your SNAP, H Mart on Belmont had a lot of good manager specials, especially if you eat fish, meat, or eggs.

Victor Shi posts: “This was published one year ago. Everything is right.” The image shows a New York Times Sunday Opinion page with bold black text reading: “DONALD TRUMP SAYS HE WILL PROSECUTE HIS ENEMIES, ORDER MASS DEPORTATIONS, USE SOLDIERS AGAINST CITIZENS, ABANDON ALLIES, PLAY POLITICS WITH DISASTERS. BELIEVE HIM.”

It was never “Trump Derangement Syndrome.” It was also a clear warning of what was to come.

"Evil is not able to create anything new, it can only distort and destroy what has been invented or made by the forces of good."
- J.R.R. Tolkien

Of course it’s venture capitalists. Of course. 🤦

Of course, now I am re-watching that bit, and realizing it is maybe more prescient than I gave it credit for 🫠

YouTube video by btimeline Eddie Izzard: American Dream - Babies On Spikes

Today’s My Job Is Fun moment: fitting a reference to this in my newsletter: m.youtube.com/watch?v=MA3k...

no there is not. the law is clear, the constitution is clear, the intent of the lawmakers who passed it all is clear. the end. tired of entertaining this sophomoric nonsense

SALUTE: Size & strength: how many agents do you see? How many vehicles? Note the number of different agencies you see.

Different types of officer badges. Chicago Police; TSA; ICE; CBP; HSI.

Our Chicago Alderperson shared two important graphics, including the SALUTE acronym. Other is how to differentiate the different badges officers wear.

Yesterday they used a Cemetery as a base of command. Last week they used a Target parking garage.

An account creation page asking for date of birth, with scroll wheels for month, day, and year

It is a personal attack every time a form asks for your date of birth, and then makes you scroll alllll the way back to your birth year instead of just typing it in

Personally I'm a fan of:

Don’t give me another school spirit week with themed outfits. Give me a spirit week where the kids commune with ancient spirits and seek their wisdom

Yeah, I’m hoping to replace, rather than add on 😅

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I quit Adobe and survived! Here’s how I did it!

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Trump Administration Is Legally Required to Provide SNAP in Shutdown, Contrary to Its Claims Secretary Rollins’ claim that the Trump Administration is unable to deliver November SNAP benefits during a shutdown is unequivocally false. The Administration is legally required to use contingency r...

Secretary Rollins’ claim that the Trump Administration is unable to deliver November SNAP benefits during a shutdown is unequivocally false. The Administration is legally required to use contingency reserves to fund benefits for the 1 in 8 Americans who need SNAP to afford their grocery bill.

YouTube video by Those clips you've been looking for And don't call me old lady | Over the Garden Wall

A line that gets me every time: m.youtube.com/watch?v=H2fh...

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples

Hurricane Melissa x Jamaica 🇯🇲

Me: “oh, Reading Rainbow! My kid will love this!”

Levar Burton: “…I’d like to talk about what happened on 9/11, if that’s okay”

Me: 😬😬😬

If you want some words that give you hope for the future and put some fire in your belly for the causes of progressivism: Read this thread.

People talk a lot about Obama's oratorial skills, but frankly, I always found him kind of dull. Mamdani is talking, in the best way, like JFK.

A Woman Self-Deported, Hoping to Shield Her Son. He Was Detained Anyway.

Joel Camas is a 16 yr-old NYC high-school junior in the Bronx. He loves soccer & pepperoni pizza.

Yesterday morning, his lawyer and I accompanied him to an ICE check-in. He has Special Immigrant Juvenile Status (SIJS) — it should have been fine.

But it was not.💔 [thread]