Paul Crust

The West must be freed of its addiction to symbolic posturing on social media.

I've been overlooked and ignored because of my incompetence and general attitude.

So many successful people have had to go through hell. I really feel for her.

That or playing Champagne Supernova on the spoons down the precinct. Make sure you have the correct PRS licence for that though.

The utter futility inherent in the outraged responses to the Nick Clegg AI thing is depressing me. They'll do whatever the fuck they want. Your only hope is there's huge solar flare that destroys all technology and you can earn some pennies selling your daubings for bog roll.

Emmanuel Kunt.

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Celebrating the day I sang Lady in Red at the 9.30 Club in DC

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New Saved by the Bell reboot looks like fun...

Saved by the Bellend, more like.

Released in 1962.
"Truly important news stories do not occur regularly or predictably, there may be droughts of newsworthy stories. to "fill the gap," news corps report what Boorstin calls "pseudo-events", political spectacles (usually) organized by politicians to tell a certain narrative."

Eugenics isn't a foundational Judeo-Christian principle, it's bullshit science.

Close-ups of Cher and Meat Loaf taken from the Dead Ringer For Love video

🎵 cock & bollock stew,
cock & bollock stew,
a half-a-cock for me and
a half-a-cock for you 🎶

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Pulling out the big guns!

The word human comes from the Latin "humus" which was a delicious Roman dip made from chickpeas and sesame seeds.

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I really am a world record breaking procrastinator. It's like, In times of high demand, 90% of my brain gets scared and suddenly shuts down as a defence mechanism.

I've got lots and lots to do over the next 4 days that my family are away, so my mind has decided to go completely blank and is forcing me to lie on the sofa and alternate between staring at my phone, staring at the wall and worrying.

It's true there are two sides to every story but, in my experience, one side is usually a convincing and accurate side and the other side mostly a load of overwrought, defensive bollocks.

I wish it was acceptable to moan about one's mother in law because mine is a right cow.

Are you working as a solar panel again?

"Have you gained weight?"
"Yeah, I've got a Thai A Roy Dee problem."

It's possible to be both clever and thick.

Pre-Diddy

A pre P Diddy Diddy? #totp

And I think it takes enormous, huge work to even get to a place where one can attempt to really begin to take this in, that one's internal model can only represent reality in limited ways. Even to acknowledge a model exists at all!

I always come back to this especially "...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way. For existence has its own order and that no man's mind can compass, that mind itself being but a fact among others."

PLAY THE WURZELS YOU COWARDS! #totp

This shite was released only 20 years after Chantilly Lace by The Big Bopper #totp