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Love the way he sings β€˜suddenly the sweetest music filled the air’ before his own chorus

11.12.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely brilliant that Nick Knowles has been honoured as a Sir by the King himself. Rightly justified - and about time too! Sir Nick Knowles.

10.12.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What I want is far away Some thoughts on the Cameron Winter album

I was really happy with this thing I wrote about Cameron Winter earlier this year so I’m posting it again now

open.substack.com/pub/robinall...

10.12.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No matter how many streets you walk down in London there is always another pub

09.12.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need to see the photos!

09.12.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I saw that Paddington Bear puppet in real life I’d throw it off a bridge I can tell you that for nothing

07.12.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A post from ViperThreat: 

Worked as an on-call computer tech for about a year, and I've seen some weird shit. Plenty of Hoarders, elderly men with interesting sexual fantasies, Multimillonaire Lawyers with closets full of gay porn, etc.
The weirdest one was this cool old dude who had retired and lived in a double-wide trailer in a fairly nice retirement trailer park. His house had one of those trains that traveled along the walls from room to room, occasionally poking through walls and such. The primary purpose of this train was to carry his bird (a blue macaw IIRC) around the house.
From his explanation, the bird had some birth defects and had difficulty flying, so they built the train for the bird to cruise around the house on.
This may not sound all that weird to you, but let me set the stage for you:
You're a college student removing a stupid browser hijack from some old guy's computer. You're nearly done with the job when you hear a clacking sound and look up to see a toy train crossing your vision. Aboard the train is a decently sized bird that makes eye contact with you and says "choo choo motherfucker" before disappearing into the next room.
One of the most surreal moments of my life.

A post from ViperThreat: Worked as an on-call computer tech for about a year, and I've seen some weird shit. Plenty of Hoarders, elderly men with interesting sexual fantasies, Multimillonaire Lawyers with closets full of gay porn, etc. The weirdest one was this cool old dude who had retired and lived in a double-wide trailer in a fairly nice retirement trailer park. His house had one of those trains that traveled along the walls from room to room, occasionally poking through walls and such. The primary purpose of this train was to carry his bird (a blue macaw IIRC) around the house. From his explanation, the bird had some birth defects and had difficulty flying, so they built the train for the bird to cruise around the house on. This may not sound all that weird to you, but let me set the stage for you: You're a college student removing a stupid browser hijack from some old guy's computer. You're nearly done with the job when you hear a clacking sound and look up to see a toy train crossing your vision. Aboard the train is a decently sized bird that makes eye contact with you and says "choo choo motherfucker" before disappearing into the next room. One of the most surreal moments of my life.

Get a load of this. πŸ˜†

05.12.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1690    πŸ” 503    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 42

I’m standing in between carriages on a very busy train and, as ever, I am amazed by how long some men take in the loo. 15 minutes, 20 minutes. Just insane. Not ticket dodging either.

07.12.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For some reason my Instagram feed is all American barbecue blokes in black gloves cooking the most disgusting food imaginable e.g. beef shin glazed with Pepsi and Dorito dust

07.12.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait, what? My son’s friend, traveling in China, is staying at a hotel chain called β€˜James Joyce Coffetel’, and instead of a Gideon Bible, they leave a copy of Ulysses by the bedside.

06.12.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 405    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 21
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Robin Allender

It’s Bandcamp Friday so why not enjoy some of my music (please)

robinallender.bandcamp.com

05.12.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just realised the A section of Penny Lane is in B and the B section is in A, wheels within wheels

04.12.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s used in Portishead’s Numb

04.12.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Here at Instagram we’ve decided to make it easier than ever to accidentally video call someone

04.12.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Albums of the year I’m not kidding this time

A few more thoughts on my albums (and books of the year)

open.substack.com/pub/robinall...

03.12.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very good point! I don’t think it was written in India, but I’m sure it was played around with then when Dear Prudence. Lots of cross-pollination for sure. And Donovan to help out with the fingerpicking!

03.12.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am deep within @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social

03.12.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In good company! Thanks Kieran

02.12.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh no I’ve haven’t heard it! Will listen. Thanks!

02.12.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AOTY!

Gift Songs – Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
The Making – Lavinia Blackwall
Interior Live Oak – Cass McCombs
Blurr – Joanne Robertson
Like a Ribbon – John Glacier
Night Fishing on a Calm Lake – Jerkcurb
Big city life – Smerz
Salt River – Sam Amidon
Getting Killed – Geese
private music – Deftones

02.12.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

02.12.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11828    πŸ” 4066    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 452
Fanny - Hey Bulldog (1971) | LIVE
YouTube video by Beat-Club Fanny - Hey Bulldog (1971) | LIVE

There are lots of very good covers of Beatles songs out there. But I still reckon one of the best is by the wonderfully named female group Fanny, absolutely kicking the shit out of 'Hey Bulldog'. Lovely stuff!

01.12.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

Gig of the year for me! Enigmatic, moving, funny. A true one off.

01.12.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Part 1 of yer season finale is LIVE and of course, it's the polished up Beatles Anthology. We'll cover episode 9 next week but for now:

🍏Episodes 1-8: what's new and what's gone?
🍏How will this be received by the intended audience? (ie people younger than us)
🍏AI faces and The Beatles Ontology

01.12.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans is a good one - was around for 20 odd years before the Lennon song

01.12.2025 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did anyone else notice Shirley going dub last night

30.11.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.

30.11.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 550    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

Sorry I deleted because there was a typo ha

30.11.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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All Back to Philip Duffy’s A short story I wrote in (I think) 2018

This is a not-in-any-way-autobiographical short story I wrote a few years ago. Also included the audio which was on a Moon Under Water patreon episode.

open.substack.com/pub/robinall...

30.11.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha this is better than what I expected (fart pants)

30.11.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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