I'm sorry to hear you're dealing with back pain.
13.02.2026 11:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@ecmp.network.bsky.social
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I'm sorry to hear you're dealing with back pain.
13.02.2026 11:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A 2-shelf cupboard, with a glass shelf. On the top shelf there's a set of green-glowing glassware, made with uranium glass. The bottom shelf has random trinkets.
Looks like there's a small collection of uranium glass trinkets in Bruges @astrokatie.com . Worth a trip to pick up?
02.02.2026 16:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Speed 4: The duckening
20.01.2026 15:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love this idea. Pruning is good, and salmon is delicious.
13.01.2026 14:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can you move a bit further back.
Bit further.
Keep going
Yep, more
Just keep walking until I say stop
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Yeah, right there!
You're doing rather well, as you're one of the silliest people I know.
14.12.2025 22:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oi
13.12.2025 20:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just had lunch. Stop making me hungry...
08.12.2025 13:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A graph of RAM (DDR5-6000 2X32G) module price over time. It's stable around $200 from the left of the graph (jan 2024) until sept 2025. Since the price is accelerating upwards, and is currently at $700.
The chips market is having an entirely normal one I see.
Thanks AI...
At New Zealand's Kawaiican cybersecurity convention, organizers hacked together a way for attendees to track CO2 levels throughout the venueβeven before they arrived. www.wired.com/story/this-h...
21.11.2025 11:06 β π 185 π 68 π¬ 6 π 7The video for my #taloscon2025 keynote is now up!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cum5...
JESUS MARIE, IT'S NOT A ROCK!
07.11.2025 15:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A BGP βzombieβ is essentially a fancy name for a route that has become stuck in the Default-Free Zone (DFZ) of the Internet. In this post, we'll walk through riskier situations and recommended fixes. https://cfl.re/47yQOdU
Did they point some windmills at Westminster, or is it just a bit windeh?
25.10.2025 15:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a prideful person. But I get my pride from odd places
Such as getting the steno team at #RIPE91 to type "oopsy whoopsy fucky wucky" without blinking.
And yes IPTables was an oopsy whoopsy fucking mistake.
OpenBSD 7.8 is out! This release includes the result of a fantastic engineering effort: a multi-threaded version of rpki-client. man.openbsd.org/rpki-client
22.10.2025 10:12 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Yeaaaah baby! #RIPE91 time!
Excited to catch up with the @ripencc.bsky.social community this week.
Yesssssss.
See you tomorrow!
Probably has the ego to think Clos networks are named after him, but people keep spelling it wrong.
15.10.2025 18:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It was definitely iptables
13.10.2025 19:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At ~14:00 UTC, @VodafoneUK effectively dropped off the Internet, with traffic dropping to zero. No word from the provider on outage cause, and their network status checker page is currently unavailable.
radar.cloudflare.com/traffic/as53...
radar.cloudflare.com/routing/as53...
x.com/Independent/...
Animation of an aspect of the Internet's routing system: RPKI manifest issuances throughout the day, a re-issuance makes the thingies ploink rightwards
27.09.2025 22:50 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Huntington's is one of the scariest illnesses that's engrained in my subconsciousness (thanks House), seeing it cured in my lifetime is nothing but amazing
24.09.2025 13:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0AWS ondertussen: delicious delicious egress network fees.
24.09.2025 09:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The LLMs is unused I think.
22.09.2025 18:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π¨Check out my latest blog post for @kentik.bsky.social:
Cloudflare's DNS Downtime: Why BGP Hijacks Were Never to Blame
www.kentik.com/blog/cloudfl...
A pint of cask ale in a pint glass that has Real ale & cider festival 2025 printed around a pictogram of an old diesel engine. At the top Epping Ongar Railway is printed.
With beer!
26.07.2025 14:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The view of the front of a steam engine, with bronze piping and levers, and an opening for the coal burner at the bottom.
A right-frontal picture of a black steam engine with a red frontal plate. The engine is named Pitchford Hall.
TRAAAAAAIIIIN!
26.07.2025 14:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0If you get hit by a bus, you might get yeeted far enough and fast enough to win, I guess?
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