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yet somehow I've still only completed 70% of the trophies

about to do another playthrough of fallout 4 because I had a free upgrade for ps5 and I was like "man I've played this a whole lot over the years I bet it's like 8 or 900 hrs"

so I go check

2020 hrs💀

took me like another 15 yrs to come out but I was at least at the point where I would freely admit to thinking trans women were hot and if that made me gay "oh well", which was pretty woke for 2005

teenage egg me would think I'm really cool and probably want to fuck me and honestly what more could you ask for?

it's funny I've worked really hard over the years at being able to humble myself, admit when I'm wrong and apologize. yet people tend to think I'm being fake and not actually sorry because of how readily I apologize

but if I throw a fit and make excuses first they're way more likely to believe it

bro makes it look easy, I remember doing this with a pair on tires of my civic back in the day and then I was just like balanced tires are for losers" 💀

came to say this as well

the second she reads dudes mind and realizes the bomb is fake

I've been a little disappointed with this season of spy x family but this bit right here made me literally laugh out loud

one of my fav things on tiktok right now

"when your house is haunted but the rent is cheap"

post something random or you'll have a december

he also punches goku in the balls

what about android 13?

he's got a trucker hat plus he can also be a color and look kind of demony

it's like "do you want to dress like you beat your wife?" (some barely literate man screaming) "GOVX(DOT)COM!!!"

I hate those fucking govx(dot)com commercials. they're so fucking annoying and why are they on cartoon network of all channels

I got almost all the christmas decorations up, my wife came home and cried when she saw them

mission accomplished

all finished!

our christmas is very pink/pastel lol

I think I got the proper amount of high considering I am now in the living room doing the robot to the robot unicorn attack song (always by erasure)

I said I wasn't going to before she left because I have christmas tree trauma

my mom would make a big deal about putting up the tree "together" when I was little. she thought I was too little to notice that she would immediately move or reposition everything that I put on the tree

my wife is sad she hasn't had time to put up christmas stuff so my sickly ass is getting high and trying to put up the tree

I may be frail and sickly in other ways but I've always been a floor sitter and I can still get up from floor without using my hands thank you very much

making me leans even more towards yes

every time I watch haha, you clowns I wonder if this is on purpose

dominoes using femininomenon in a commercial but it's an instrumental because of the papa john's part

okay I think I have it mostly the way I want.......mostly

saw the cornea specialist today

the nurse gushed over my long lashes and the fact that I still have perfect vision at my age. the doctor said I had extremely healthy eyes, probably the healthiest he'd seen all day......except that I suddenly I have horrible chronic dry eye and he has no idea why

went from this to this

having a mild freak out because everything on the old shelf had been in the same spot for like 5 yrs even though we moved during that time because I took pics and put everything back the same way. now my brain is screaming about how everything is different