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Did women ruin gambling?

11.11.2025 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never! It’s hard to ignore something this obvious, but they manage.

09.11.2025 23:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alternate cover for Fly by Night.

06.11.2025 17:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Will Obama even be in town that day?

06.11.2025 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would it kill them to run a Cousins-Cozens-Cousins line for one night?

05.11.2025 16:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Counterpoint: the WORST tickler.

04.11.2025 13:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone’s going to flip the board over?

03.11.2025 02:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Took me a minute. But I got it. That is early.

03.11.2025 02:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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02.11.2025 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ex Machina was not supposed to be a trailer for the 2020s.

01.11.2025 18:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good news, no earned runs for the next 10 pitches!

30.10.2025 00:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Speed Enforced by Aircraft

29.09.2025 23:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Got an Audubon ad with this story. Nice touch NYT.

29.09.2025 22:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They could just serve the strongest possible cocktail sauce, and also serve additional horseradish.

29.09.2025 21:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shits but no giggles?

26.09.2025 23:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Deicer. This is too easy.

24.09.2025 22:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Somebody call this guy!

18.09.2025 02:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Quebec one step closer to NHL team.

09.09.2025 22:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ceci n’est pas une porte.

06.09.2025 18:29 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Signed, Brave Sir Robin

23.08.2025 17:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wa-oh.

05.08.2025 03:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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July 21, 1969 https://store.theonion.com/collections/vintage-collection/products/man-walks-on-moon-t-shirt

Understandable; they’re known for their coverage of the beat:
theonion.com/july-21-1969...

04.08.2025 22:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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mcbroken is the mcdonald's ice cream machine broken?

McBroken, but for slurpees.

mcbroken.com

01.08.2025 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where is Pink Lady on this scale?

27.07.2025 18:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seriously, is there a setting to not do this. Evil.

27.07.2025 01:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Man in a big yellow hat, and shirt, and tie, and pants.

Man in a big yellow hat, and shirt, and tie, and pants.

Alternates have brown cleats.

25.07.2025 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The plains look to get most of it.

24.07.2025 02:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Climate engineer?

23.07.2025 00:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fahrenheit 451.

16.07.2025 14:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Sorry.”

14.07.2025 23:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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