@brucedenby.bsky.social
Scientist. Author. Umlaut conjurer. Books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B004L2HZWE Recent articles: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2504.12447
newton disagrees
10.11.2025 19:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0never to late to learn
10.11.2025 17:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the former ladder?
10.11.2025 17:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0damn right
10.11.2025 16:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bang on
10.11.2025 16:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no fly zone
10.11.2025 16:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The back forty was dotted with the stumps of old relations, cut off clean, hacked to bits, or just left fallow. They'd pop up unexpected, snag a shoelace, nick an ankle, leave a splinter. Best was to go in with gloves and a pry bar, rip them out whole, and burn without ceremony.
10.11.2025 15:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Sound travels 15 times faster in steel than in air, but there exists a universe where the speeds are the same. It contains no Native Americans, though, as each time one would put an ear to a railroad track to listen, their skull was instantly crushed. You are welcome.
10.11.2025 12:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gobsmack your liverwurst empanada with a Dixie melody.
10.11.2025 12:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Freddy Snopbrillyen and Skona Haftadu walk into a bar. "Root beer schnapps all around?" inquires the bartender, "s'all we got."
10.11.2025 10:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When I was a child we used to ask "Mom, what can I do?" and she would reply, go clean the gutters, which was impossible because you needed an extension ladder, but it kept us feeling guilty while also preventing us doing anything else that we would surely have made a mess of.😉✅
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10.11.2025 07:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ten years ago today:
"Have you been drinking?" asked Margaret when she saw the dessicated corpses of Richard's hiking party scattered across the desert floor.
Breaking - US Department of war will shoot on sight anyone seen giving food to hungry people, experts announce.
09.11.2025 22:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0taceo time
09.11.2025 17:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tactful
09.11.2025 17:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0To accept our offer, text "2" to "TANGO".
09.11.2025 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Al Qaselza
09.11.2025 16:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0some dish!
09.11.2025 15:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0saw one passover
09.11.2025 15:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tile and all?
09.11.2025 15:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0sam i am
09.11.2025 15:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Agar-Agar the Haggard is here, Effendi. Things are starting to gel.
09.11.2025 13:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gimiya Malalateskaya is here, Effendi. Nyquil?
09.11.2025 13:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The irony is that in Muslim countries meat products are supposed to be El Al, that's what I heard. Seems to me that would cause all kinds of problems.
09.11.2025 13:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We have seen the lunch menu, and it is us.
- Hartung the Shrimp, 12th century undersea prophet, Persia
This is known in socio-political circles as the Fehknösen-Glacis Subterfuge.
09.11.2025 09:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0says so in his bio
09.11.2025 08:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0to the old prairieeeee
09.11.2025 08:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry, did you want the Half Holbrook on a sub, or the Hole Halbrook on a bagel?
09.11.2025 07:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
