Dan of Avonlea

'For every pat on the back, two kicks in the arse'

Mondays aren't actually worse than any other day according to a group of researchers who've never read a Garfield comic

The guitar solo in Huey Lewis and the News' 1984 banger 'I Want a New Drug'

"There's one in every crowd, for cryin' out loud, why was it always turning out to be me?"

Majin being the fella who does up Darius Kasparaitis in the Tignish rink

I don't wanna end up like The Possum

"The straight roads are roads of achievement, the crooked roads are roads of genius."

Anyone else have Tony Christie stuck in their head for the past eight months?

HAYCH-vac

My toxic trait is saying 'you can't teach it' after completing a simple, easily teachable task.

'I turned out to be the only hell my momma ever raised'

Did Richarlison take his shirt off again?

🎲 🎲 Officials are bad, clubs need to get on with it 🎲 🎲 Officials are bad, PGMOL must change 🎲 🎲

Pretty soon Richarlison is going to take his shirt off

Who's going to be the first pundit to say PGMOL need to improve and be held accountable because it's Liverpool after last week saying 'refs make mistakes, just get on with it'

Lots of fish voting in these

Your next fisheries minister. There are promises of federal minister positions up for those willing to join him.

Next week when it's a top 6 club: referees make mistakes, PGMOL must do better!

Will @barryglendenning.bsky.social Still remember who the Southampton manager was?

"I believe I'll start as you've so often suggested, by eating your shorts."

Wikipedia articles I read while waiting in the emergency room today:

Whiskers
Feta cheese
First Balkan War
Second Balkan War

Are short throw-ins utter woke nonsense?

I wouldn't say brave, just a reasonable response and a rejection of what @barryglendenning.bsky.social correctly called uncontested. Proping up a lunatic fringe minority opinion then going to commercial break is cowardly. At least Max had the plums to read out dissent from the Brexit geezer crowd.

When I see the TalkSport best bits uploads, and it's 90% Simon Jordan blowing horseshit from his backside, I wonder if it is the corporate social media manager or the listeners' tastes who are so wrong. Either way I would rather bludgeon myself repeatedly than listen to that twat speak.

'The ghost of a steam train rattles down our track'

'Couldn't tackle a good fish supper'

I both support his reinstatement and my right to never watch him or think anything he says is funny, fresh, or particularly relevant.

Is Max on or off the Angewagon?

Brakes are good, tires are fair.

Karma to burn