fuck ME it's worse than i'd imagined they'd go

i thank our lord and saviour jennifer welch for bringing mccankles taco tits to our lives

a martinelli goal would finish things off nicely

lmao

simcity was my first thought too

with nothing to hate but each other

wizard lady has lot to ask for

missy elliott is a genius

infamous socialist gavin newsom

it's a meme

a woman in a pink sweater sits on a couch in front of a picture on the wall Alt: a woman in a pink sweater sits on a couch in front of a picture on the wall

Melania and Grimes tonight.

fucking impossible to dress in London right now isn't it? swear I've now spent a whole week being either cold or sweating like a hog, no in-between whatsoever

amen

i’ve not seen any of the new Who, will it make sense as a standalone watch or do i need to trudge through the two seasons?

god her lunacy knows no bounds

red hot pilly poppers

is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat?

ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details)
smh - Secret Message Hahahaha
tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis
idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat)
gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg

lol I’m not “mad.” my head gets red and transforms into a giant steam whistle when I think something is funny. gritting my teeth so hard they shatter and fall out of my mouth while one incisor flaps around like a clapboard sign is how I express amusement

There are, of course, a thousand things going on in parallel, but I think this, by @davidfrum.bsky.social, goes a long way to explaining the relish and sheer nastiness of that Oval Office meeting. ~AA

Volodymyr Zelenskyy is a great and brave man in a room pathetic, corrupt, self serving, cowardly toads.

Your dignity honors the bravery of the Ukrainian people.

Be strong, be brave, be fearless.
You are never alone, dear President Zelenskyy.

We will continue working with you for a just and lasting peace.

You can own the billionaires.

You can fiddle social media algorithms.

You can sit in the President’s chair.

You can lie & truth twist as much as you like.

But when you’re a bullying criminal coward sat next to a true hero and a statesman - who you really are is obvious.

Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.

piebury corner was delightful to be honest

YouTube video by ClassicVideos80s Michael Sembello - Maniac (1983) (Official Video)

youtu.be/324it5DKoXU?...

cries in tufnell park

Lester Bolton

Chelsea Fleetwood

Charlton Bradford

Burton Preston

Americans who sound like Carabao Cup ties

congrats guys

the US is kafkaesque

Elon’s personal anti-trans animus and anger at censorship of anti-trans speech really affected the discourse.

Below, the first three pages of replies to a congresswoman posting a photo of herself and Sarah McBride.