I missed this. Threads is cool, but also feels a little too... Instagram-y? I'm hoping to find some of my old Twitter friends on here. :)
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Science-minded mom and grandma, with a couple of trans kids. Typos may be mine or autocorrect, you decide.
Breaking distributed systems, one fault at a time.
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The Official Tool BlueSky Account. Expanding Hearts, Souls and Minds since 1991.
Benn Jordan / The Flashbulb
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Dogs, dinosaurs, Disney, and DFW.
This will likely change tomorrow.
Founder at Percona, Altinity, FerretDB,Coroot - Open Source, Data, Observability: Entrepreneur, Investor, Advisor, Author, Speaker
SIG Security Chair kubernetes.io
container escape artist
goose in the mainframe
Minneapolis. They/them.
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Coldwater
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Engineer and database geek
The database platform built for scale.
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Desert cat lady. Formerly @helpscout @fastly @twitter @sixapart @livejournal. Ops/Techops/Infrastructure/Devops/SRE/Platform Eng Leader. EV enthusiast. Entertainment, etc.
cofounder/CTO @honeycombio, co-author of Observability Engineering and Database Reliability Engineering. I test in production and so do you. 🐝🏳️🌈🦄
All sorts of SRE things. Breaker of all things. Source of the #botrosd hashtag. Professional finder of problems.
Author of High Performance MySQL 4th edition
legally blind, galacticly small, relatively kind, socially awkward, weirdly funny, and incredibly angry. Has this wacky idea that people should be good to each other.
