My ancestors, who only had the time & capacity to worry about their survival and imminent demise from exposure/starvation watching me getting crippling depression/guilt/anxiety due to global awareness of things I cannot meaningfully action

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social damn couch-bro, most VPs murder people with the military or through policy! but youre out here in your motocade running down your own officers like dogs in the streets.

Look at your dumb puffy, hungover face lmfao how does anyone look you in the eyes without laughing? Srzly.

The rapeublicans remembered they can use due process as an excuse to drag their feet

The compulsion to make a 30 second funny vs. my anticipation it wont actually be funny and just spend a bunch of time making something awkward is hitting today.

Come on, life, give me literally any sort of reason to motivate myself.

You can build one thousand bridges, and people won't call you a bridge builder.

But you suck one dick, and you're a dick sucker for life.

This is the best part of his administration thus far.

He is now the dick sucker president and I don't see a way where this doesn't become his legacy.

My #performativemale trait is that when my partner is socially overstimulated and I am fueled by caffeine, I stop talking and leave

Art style in this case referring to it probably knows your voice by now and just knows to tag anything like that to you lol

If I put on my tinfoil hat a bit, you can still be tracked, identified, & associated with your data profile(s) online even with a VPN. Apparently this can happen just based on tracking your mannerisms and idiosyncrasies.

Given you posted an art style, I could see how there could be bots commenting.

Society is so fucked lol. I overheard my neighbors getting into some nasty outdoor argument and them telling one person they have to leave right then and there loudly.

My instinct was to take detailed notes in case I need to file a police report later in case they started throwing hands.

It's funny how he wants the named buildings so badly, but in his fantasy you have to do it without asking, much like all those reagan schools and buildings... But nobody fucking likes him so he has to subtly threaten and beg for it like a dog.

If anyone ever sees me non ironically wear a suit and insist my voluntold-coworker 'friends' also wear suits, this is me providing consent and tacit permission to use lethal force to end my wretched existence

'We don't like drag queens'
But judge jeanine pirro gets a pass with that BULLDAWG muzzle?

Look at this stroked out face!

Nothing happening on the right side at all, homie is on his last legs, please god, make It™ happen soon.
#potus #donaldtrump #stroke

Whoever chose those kyle-coded, monster energy, dry wall punching sunglasses is my favorite contributor to the pic

The deadbeat brother in law who after terrorizing you emotionally and financially, somehow hits it big off an inheritance and never talks to you again

Ah sunken cost fallacy, my old friend

It's been ongoing since august

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social get wrecked nerd, being a loser runs in the family.

YoU gOt ThEm JeAnS

That's not enough. Elect someone who promises to put them in JAIL. These guys are just gonna hire each other as consultants and become CEOs of random companies and stay rich, they just won't directly be your problem anymore. But they'll still be rich and happy with themselves.

the budget your government allocated to the people doing the work disagrees your statement, or were you offering your thought and prayers as a form of currency?
@davidebybc.bsky.social

no dont provoke the UK citizens they literally voted for brexit, theyre too dumb to not cut off their noses to spite their face

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At what point is this not just defamation toward him? Imagine being such a sad pathetic life form that someone you don't like getting elected makes you crash out this hard.

I can't wait to hear about the speech he gave before he died about how trump should be president forever

Hand machine ghost* I gave myself temporary dyslexia reading it off the picture.

Slang to make fun of people who are phone-zombies.

Actually bought a piece of clothing.

Hand ghost machine! Can you really blame folks for wanting to escape though? Love the art on this shirt.

Okay, if we factor out the context, we have a person who thinks that the employees of a store would take the time out of their lives and personal risk to murder a patron for their political opinion/belief?

That's mental illness.

The absolute irony of them saying others have derangement syndrome...

Can you imagine how pathetic even the most prolific serial killer's body count is compared to law and policy makers?

Churchill would be one of the top contenders, among the other folks you are already thinking. He LOVED starving people to death.

He must have some sort of condition with his freaky ass dead-glare

This is really cool, I like that it understands fashion to a degree and is wearing a hat. I think this is an excellent example of how 'mimic' archetype creatures can really tap into several ways to disturb the viewer at once.