Illuminado

Oh fuck yeah

Fishin' buddies.

Missed opportunity to coin some dumb ICE NFTs.

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son

This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep

New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻

METRO EXCLUSIVE Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

Opinion: Kong Country Will Never Move Past Its Floating Barrel-Based Transit System if We Don’t Invest in Infrastructure When I came into office as an elected representative, it was to serve in the best interests of all of my constituents, regardless of whether…

Opinion: Kong Country Will Never Move Past Its Floating Barrel-Based Transit System if We Don’t Invest in Infrastructure

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

Title screen for the video game “Papers, Please”

RUMOR: New ICE Recruits Given Copy of “Papers, Please” in Lieu of Proper Training

Photo of a missing slice of cheesecake that looks like a cheesecake hull floating in a deep blue ocean. The "ocean" is actually the blueberry topping on the large cheesecake that we don't see completely.

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

YouTube video by Team Cherry Hollow Knight: Silksong - Special Announcement

Here we go. Silksong will have a "special announcement" on Thursday at 10:30am ET.

AND coming from me on Thursday, the story behind why Silksong took seven years to make...

Stay tuned! www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XGe...

You gotta try to get the left track out of the zipper, if you hold the zipper still and pull the left(as you're viewing the video) up, you can get it past the zipper, then you can try to zip it like normal. GL

Be a Samwise Gamgee. Support your friends, trust your instincts, be humble, lead with your heart, love potatoes, don't let one little spider ruin your day.

ICE has ‘disappeared’ 48 New Mexico residents, attorneys say • Source New Mexico “We don’t know what’s happened to these four dozen New Mexicans. They’ve effectively disappeared. They’re gone,” an ACLU attorney said.

“We don’t know what’s happened to these four dozen New Mexicans. They’ve effectively disappeared. They’re gone,” said Becca Sheff, senior staff attorney with the American Civil Liberties Union of New Mexico.

Bowl of Hamburger Helper with the Dark Souls text overlay that reads “HAMBURGER HELPED”

Sending e-mails like he's playing the theme from Phantom of the Opera

YouTube video by Summoning Alt Mike Tyson in 1:59.97 (World Record)

And to top it off, I got the record while streaming live. I was pretty much in shock that it finally happened, so not much of a crazy reaction lol. Check it out here - www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpCX...

I just became the first person ever to beat Mike Tyson in under 2 minutes.

Principal Skinner in a contemplative pose: "Am I out of touch?"

A digital flyer with a purple background encourages people to support gender-affirming care at CHLA (Children’s Hospital Los Angeles). It invites community members to join CIR (Committee of Interns and Residents) to demand that CHLA maintain gender-affirming care for their patients. The event is scheduled for Thursday, February 6th at 5:30 PM at 4650 W Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles, CA. The flyer includes bold text, a megaphone graphic, and the CIR SEIU Healthcare logo at the bottom.

Protest tomorrow at Children's Hospital LA over their cessation of gender affirming care for trans youth.

Frasier Crane doing the cool Sonic pose. The background is sort of a boho beige which I thought fitting.

Yep.

Ok this is awesome

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

Characters from the movie Ratatouille are in a hospital room. Emile, bandaged and unconscious, lies in the bed. Remy's father speaks to Remy in the top panel. He says "Pilot the Frenchman, Remy" The second panel zooms on Emile, with their father gesturing towards him. The text reads "or Emile will have to do it again"

This is a very specific intersection of my interests and it's comedy fucking gold.