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@stevenbeard.bsky.social

Scouser living in the North East, but I'd rather be living in Canada. Love Music and Sport. Think I'm funny when I'm not. Swear far too much. Have a prejudice against posh people. I'm probably classed as 'woke'.

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a man with a mustache and a suit and tie is laughing . ALT: a man with a mustache and a suit and tie is laughing .

Arsenal

18.02.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plucky little Canada if you listen to the commentary

18.02.2026 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mac forehand sounds like one of the names Bob Mortimer makes up on Would I Lie To You #WILTY #WinterOlympics #BigAir #MilanoCortina #MadeUpNames #WinterOlympics2026

17.02.2026 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RIP Robert Duvall

What a film catalogue

16.02.2026 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When's series 2 of last one laughing coming out you bastards? @primevideouk.bsky.social

16.02.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yet not at all surprising

16.02.2026 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah but your going to watch Stoke play, which is arguably harder

I suppose he's done well though

15.02.2026 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is covering his mouth with his hand while talking on a phone Alt: John Travolta (as Vincent Vegas from Pulp Fiction) blowing a kiss

That's a fantastic goal, the movement with the ball and crossfield pass from Gakpo, the decoy run from Kerkez to create that space, the nonchalant first time pass into the space from Salah and the strike from Szoboszlai #LFC

14.02.2026 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a tin foil hat is holding a piece of paper and a pen . Alt: a man wearing a tin foil hat is holding a piece of paper and a pen .

The ref in this Villa Newcastle game is deliberately making dreadful decisions so that people will say actually VAR isn't that bad #FACup

14.02.2026 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a silly billy that Villa keeper is

14.02.2026 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's my 45th Birthday tomorrow. I doubt I'll live until 90 so I'm past middle age. It's all downhill from here.

I won't even get to retire in 20 years because they keep pushing the fucking age up

Happy thoughts x

13.02.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lots of gnarly spills in this women's half pipe dudes #MilanoCortina #WinterOlympics

12.02.2026 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is laying in bed with a blue pillow on his head . ALT: a cartoon character is laying in bed with a blue pillow on his head .

Didn't want to sleep anyway

12.02.2026 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glasgow Rangers drew tonight

Motherwell?

She's not bad, thanks for asking

#ItsTheWayITellEm

11.02.2026 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not keen on sitting on the lead when we went in front again but we won. 1st away team to win at Sunderland this season though

Sunderland are a very physical team, but they're not a dirty team. Which is a novelty

11.02.2026 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How the fuck did Endo get back up and play after that! Hope it's not as serious as it looks

11.02.2026 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very dominant 1st half, we should be a couple up so.we all know Sunderland win this 1-0 #LFC

11.02.2026 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Ice Hockey commentator on BBC sounds *slightly* like Nick Knowles

11.02.2026 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Spurs Newcastle match has absolutely no quality on display so far. 25 minutes in and you can see its 2 teams with zero confidence. Genuinely league 2 standard football on offer here

10.02.2026 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Top of the league BORO eh? Who'd of thunk it?

09.02.2026 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

8:01 is a stupid time to schedule.a kick off

09.02.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't mind their enthusiasm but it's the other nonsense they chat/shout, very try hard "WHAT HAS SHE HAD FOR DINNER" type bullshit. Some of the jumps they weren't even talking about the jump that was happening, just some nonsense

09.02.2026 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Them 2 clowns make me wish for Darren "Fletch" Fletcher. Chatting so much shit it's unbearable

09.02.2026 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great Britain are fantastic at finishing 4th, no country better at it #WinterOlympics

09.02.2026 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Half of them are only kids too!

09.02.2026 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not creative, professional, eclectic or intellectual. But I am UK based

09.02.2026 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, Drake Maye not win the #Superbowl he'll be lucky to get any points at the rate he's playing

Seahawks in complete control

09.02.2026 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A wild Gaga appears

09.02.2026 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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britney spears is making a funny face with her tongue out . Alt: Britney Spears in the back of a car yawning then putting her head back on the seat

Tried to have a pre #Superbowl sleep, but just like Liverpool's title defence, I failed miserably

08.02.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're better defending when we attack, just can't hack it sitting back, leave far too much space

08.02.2026 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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